Jimmy Neutron Porn

the best shit you can find on the internet. i cum to it every night. 10/10 would recommend.

friend: whats you favorite type of porn?
me: it's kinda complicated... Jimmy Neutron Porn.

by gaylordcarlwheezer42069666 May 21, 2020

Carl from Jimmy Neutron

I don't think I've ever seen a more intimidating foe, the ground trembles before him. If he wants you, he will find you. Even god couldn't escape.

Person 1: Man its a nice day today
*Carl emerges from nearby volcano*
Person 2: What is tha-
*Person 2's sentence cut off short by the entire planet collapsing into itself and the screams of every human as they die a horrible death*

Carl from Jimmy Neutron

by stanky leg man November 14, 2018

neutron bomb loan

Any loan contract structured to place the borrower into a position where it is not possible to pay off the principle; a predatory lending contract or product designed to financially wipe out the borrower. Originated 2007 by Bill Purdy, a California lawyer representing homeowners with predatory lending claims.

An ARM (adjustable rate mortage), "interest-only", and a liar loan are examples of a neutron bomb loan.

by Steve Poythress May 23, 2007

jimmy neutron

a guy that i banged last night

me: uhhh uhhh jimmy neutron
jimmy: 1+1= 0-3Q49509Q54809243Q5809Q859

by katie buda January 12, 2008

Hugh Neutron

A Caucasian male in his 40s who is the father of Jimmy Neutron. He is also bisexual and is a fan of ducks. He found out he was bi when he was 7 yrs old and sat on a banana. His hobby is ducks and going to taco shack.

Hugh Neutron: Who Care’s? We are going to taco shack.

by Bawston69 April 15, 2020

neutron

Chicago slang for someone who's not in a street gang

"What you be about?"
"Chillax, dawg, I'm neutron."

by Enigmatic417 July 20, 2007

Neuteronomy

A book in the bible depicting an elderly man having his "package" ripped off by a pack of ravenous poodles

Timmy Green was very concerned when his bible teacher decided to read a passage from "Mother Gooch & Her 10 Fucklings" to the class instead of the assigned passage from Neuteronomy

by lucious1 345 February 6, 2008