Nervous Pervis

Someone that’s nervous or scared about something.

Dude, Emma is such a Nervous Pervis before her basketball games.

by BigMac8282 April 7, 2019

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nervous nellie

a timid or worrisome person

A: omg! I'm gonna fall and DIE!
B: Look, nervous nellie, you are just 6 inches off the ground.

by Brizo July 29, 2007

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A crap that is not attributed to the result of consuming food, but rather, is the by-product of being nervous. These usually occur right before a first date, job interview, much-anticipated oral presentation, court date, first day of school, first day of work, committing any crime, or even looking at porn. This type of poop is most easily identified by the fact that food does not trigger it. Nervous dumps are usually slimy, sloppy, and usually linked to dingleberries, because they take many wipes are difficult to fully clean.

Example 1
Gunther: I have a problem.
Dennis: You have dingleberries again?
Gunther: Yeah, I had a nervous dump right before my date with Susie Snowflake.

Example 2
Beauregard: Damn. I had a limited time to masturbate before my roommate came home, but while I looked for internet porn I had to take a nervous dump.

by Zack H. (pro TDer) January 27, 2006

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Nervous Coke

while at a fast food restaurant you always get asked what drink you would like with your meal. Nervous Coke, is when you are asked this question, hesitate, and say 'Coke!' in panic

''what drink would you like with you meal?''

''erm...erm...Coke!''

''i didn't want Coke, now i have Nervous Coke''

by memphis&53rd November 30, 2009

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