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neth

egyptian meaning: a place in heaven where the sun rises.
it must beautiful to live in neth...
by neth sage March 23, 2008
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NERTS

You drop all your pixie stix in a puddle. You yell out, Nerts!
by Joe January 15, 2005
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Nertathlete

The rare condition in which oneself is both categorised by being smart and athletic. This extremely rare occurrence can be further broken down into two categories.

I. Nertathlete: This nertathlete through no fault of their own is invariably a social awkward. Because they are good at both being smart and athletic they are unable to constitute being social at the same time. This is not a problem however as they are generally well mannered and liked by most people even though they have poor social skills.

II. Nertathlete 2.0: An improvement on the Nertathlete, and rarer still then the original. The 2.0 version exhibits social ability and generally is capable of communication with others and being cool. Because 2.0 version exhibit social ability, they may be disliked by some people as per the like/dislike paradox.
"That kid, is he a nertathlete or nertathlete 2.0?"

"I don't know, go ask him. If he stumbles at being socially interacted with we know what the answer is."
by MCJesC 2.0 January 21, 2009
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nerphin

1) the act of kidding
2) another way of saying nothing
Judy: You look nasty Lauren.
Lauren: Ok.

Judy: Just nerphin with you. Sort of.
by moniqwashaniqwa August 21, 2010
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Nershall

The act of using Cotinis Mutabilis as an excuse for fraternizing with an unaware female.
Bill: Hey, Ted, look at Shiela's booby bombs!

Ted: I know, I'd motorboat all night until we were outta gas!

Shiela: What?

Ted: I was just saying that junebug on the wall had beautiful antennae.

Shiela: Oh. Okay.

Bill: Good nershall, dude.
by NecroSkunk November 7, 2010
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Battle of Neath 1799

See Margam Castle for the location of Neath.

Not a battle but a minor skirmish between the forces of the then High Sheriff Lord Pembroke, the Legonium Veritas and the rebel army led by Terry of Tonmawr in which no shots were fired, no sabres were drawn, not a single drop of blood was shed and not a single life was lost.

The action : On the morning of Monday 1st March 1799 one Cavalry troop of the High Sheriff's bodyguard were confronted by 117 rebels fleeing punishment for their actions in the Tonmawr rebellion.

In short, the Battle of Neath was nothing more than the forces of good staring at the forces of evil for exactly 13 minutes and 34 seconds before God wreacked havoc on the rebel forces sending them running to the privy!
"The Battle of Neath was shit, just shit" see Neath
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me neither

"i just tried to the new toasty torpedo for only four dollars."

"me neither"

"Walugi still sucks at mario party 2"

"me neither"
by ilovetitsmorethannothing July 16, 2009
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