Neptune Hammer

Noun: A gentleman's phallus.

I crashed my bike today and smashed my neptune hammer on the frame.

by Farge befflenerp October 25, 2009

Neptune's Poseidon Powder

Crushed clam shells.

I love my Krabby Patties with that crunchy secret ingredient called cocaine or Neptune's Poseidon Powder.

by We are at Harvard University. January 15, 2019

Neptune's Kiss

when the water bounces up at your butt after you poop

*pooping*
aw man i got a Neptune's Kiss

by Daniela_gAmer January 27, 2015

Neptune's kiss

When your shit makes such a splash it comes up and hits your crack

Damn, that shit was so big I got Neptune's kiss

by Redrose96 December 1, 2015

Neptune's Folly

While pooping, the release of the turd causes water to splash up all over your butt cheeks.

Similar yet inferior to Poseidon's Kiss

We keep running out of toilet paper because Kevin keeps being struck by Neptune's Folly.

by Bruddha January 2, 2016

Neptune high school

Sum ugly ass bitches with some ugly ass attitudes. Gon get your shit whacked. Students be suckin off the teachers and bitches always be gettin into fights over stupid shit like if someone blinked at them. Hoes continue to have their sex tapes leaked and they've already gotten hiv like 30 times in a row. Bob the builder can't even fix this shit. And shit. Bob the builder can fix everything. There's weed in every locker and I swear them janitors open them lockers up and shove the weed up their asses. Because don't we all wanna do sum shit like that?

"Hey, can I get a copy of your sex tape?"
"Nah. You can get the experience of one rn tho." 😉 Neptune high School

by slade.boy August 24, 2017

Neptune's trident

One of the Holy Grail sexual acts. This involves one man and three women. The lucky man will have one woman on his penis and one hand in each of the other two women. This makes him look like Neptune's tri-pronged trident.

And like everything nautical, the whole thing smells of fish and is very slippery.

Nick: "I scored big the other day, I hit on three chicks and they did Neptune's trident with me."
Dude: "Way to go my man! You IS a sex god!"

by Wizards Sleeve May 22, 2007