Ryan Newton

One of the coolest most skilled person in every aspect of life, if there's something out there in life, he has done it, and most likely better than everyone else. All in all, you cannot meet someone who is more awesome

Ryan newton once chugged a beer, bowled a perfect game, banged everyones mom, flew a jet around the world, and scaled Mt Everest, all in one day, it was awesome

by Rcn22 January 2, 2012

necron

another faction of Warhammer 40,000 which can be utterly badass or utterly destroyed based upon whether you got good dice rolls with your destroyers/heavy destroyers.

1: Hey I have necrons!
2: Hey I have Dark Eldar Im so awesome because everyone who plays DE think they're gods!
1: *blam*
2:Damn it! I wish I had tanks but I dont because Dark Eldar suck!
1: *blam*
2: you suck at life nerd!
1: *blam*
3: Uhh we're gonna have to arrest you for shooting a man named 2.
1: *blam*

by Joe Dee July 19, 2006

Newton Massachusetts

A city that is a suburb of Boston (not a town, a city because of its form of government.) It does in fact have a large Jewish population and many of the inhabitants are middle or upper middle class. But it is a good city with a great public school system and is the safest city in America. Its schools and city programs have great sports (Newton North High School won an award for its basketball team in the 2005-2006 season.)

Newton Massachusetts is divided into many towns, Nonantum being one that has a large Italian population.

If you live in Newton, you can get to Boston very quickly

by Smart, Sane, Super great April 18, 2006

Twig Newton

When a male with a small penis or a micro penis is engaging in intercourse and wants to satisfy their partner during penatration. The man with the pencil pecker will cup both hands around his testicles and push his thumbs outward along side his tiny man member's shaft so as to simulate having more a more girthy wang.

This technique can also be used by men f9r normal penile circumference in intercourse with a gaping or otherwise cavernous orifice. This is a solution to the "hotdog in a hallway situation"

Derrick had to give her the Twig Newton for her to get off.

*when seeing a micro penis* You're going to have to Twig Newton me with that little thing.

by Redrokkit May 20, 2021

Necrons

An army of Warhammer 40k which use Gauss Weapons to disentigrate enemies particle-by-particle. Look like skeloton/terminator and are religous in an odd way.

I got the Necron Monolith today for $50 and it kicks ass!

by some guy July 3, 2004

necronomicon

A volume of arcane and occult knowledge featured in the horror stories of H P Lovecraft. Though he made reference to some genuine texts, the "unmentionable Necronomicon of the mad Arab Abdul Alhazred" was entirely his invention. Throughout the Fifties and Sixties his books gained such a following among college students that numerous hoax versions were produced, drawing heavily on his own Cthulhu fiction and the writings of Aleister Crowley.

"You've got a Necronomicon? Woo, I'm impressed. *opens it* You'll notice that turning this diagram upside-down actually displays the Arabic for PROFESSOR CARLING BLOWS GOATS."

by shoggoth August 10, 2003

Fig Newton

Replacement term for the F word referring to homosexuals, does not sting as much when used negatively.

"Quit being a fig newton, I'm trying to watch the stream"

by Fundabz June 7, 2013