;a medical condition which subjects the patient to sudden narcoleptic episodes(aka passing the F*#k out) whenever he becomes sexually arroused due to the sudden loss of blood to the brain when it is required to erect his ridiculously large Organ. When one suffers from this condition they should always inform any and all new partners before engaging in intercourse otherwise they may panic and dial 911 or worse throw the patient off a bridge so as to avoid any legal reprecutions of a wrongful death suit etc.
Stanley: Well how was she bro?
Patient: I've no clue bro, this damn boner narcolepsey gets me every time so if anything did happen I can't remember, seeing however as to how she walked out on her own I'd say it was a no go.
Patient: I've no clue bro, this damn boner narcolepsey gets me every time so if anything did happen I can't remember, seeing however as to how she walked out on her own I'd say it was a no go.
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adj, Pathology.
A disorder characterized by the sudden and uncontrollable attack of deep sleep immediately following a promise to your roadtrip buddy to stay awake the entire time.
See carcolepsy.
adj, Pathology.
A disorder characterized by the sudden and uncontrollable attack of deep sleep immediately following a promise to your roadtrip buddy to stay awake the entire time.
See carcolepsy.
"I'm sorry officer, my roadtrip buddy is apparently carcoleptic and neglected his duty to keep me awake. That is why I drove through your town's annual Midnight Midget Parade. I think a few of the buggers are still lodged beneath my car."
by Ben Brandt March 4, 2009
Get the carcoleptic mug.The inability to stay awake when reading any work bu Boris Pasternak especially his most famous work Doctor Zhivago. More than 30% of High School students suffer from this condition without even knowing it. While narcolepsy is the main symptom. Other symptoms may include: Excessive amounts of drool, fatigue, eye pain, hallucinations, nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, and diarrhea. Suicide can also occur when combined with large amounts of alcohol. Those diagnosed with this condition should refrain from driving or using heavy machinery while reading the novel.
Guy 1: Hey man did you do the World Lit Homework last night.
Guy 2: What lit homework?
Guy 1: The Zhivago Homework.
Guy 2: Naah man, I can't. I have Pasternakian narcolepsy, I couldn't read it even if I wanted to.
Guy 2: What lit homework?
Guy 1: The Zhivago Homework.
Guy 2: Naah man, I can't. I have Pasternakian narcolepsy, I couldn't read it even if I wanted to.
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