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Synco de napo

Named in honour of a rare and holy parenting victory, synchronised day time napping between parents and babies/toddlers. This is the pinnacle of parental life
Parent A: I was so hungover.. I finally got the mini human down and then crashed out for the afternoon
Parent B: Synco de napo?! Man, that the pinnacle of life right there
by Daly Double August 20, 2021
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Napoleon Dynamite

1. The best movie EVER
2. An okay movie
3. The worst most EVER
1. Napoleon Dynamite was so fucking funny! Remember the part where the guy said "your mom goes to college?"
2. Napoleon Dynamite was okay. I mean, I didn't hate it or anything.
3. "Your mom goes to college?" What the fuck does that mean?
by derkaderk March 4, 2005
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napoli

to savagely sodomize rape and impregnate a young religious female virgin who is saving herself for marriage.
No decent person would want any girl get the napoli sentence.
by sam chenowith April 17, 2006
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napoleon complex

A peronality complex that consists of power trips and false machismo to make up for short height and feelings of inferiority.
George Constanza felt inferior because of his height, but he didn't have much of a napoloeon complex.
by TL May 13, 2005
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Napoleon Boneapart

When you bone a girl/guy so hard anally, the anal cavity is streched so far they have anal leakage. Their hole is so wide they can't control farts or shits.
Ryan: Did you hit that last night?
Kendal: I Napoleon Boneaparted dem cheeks!
by The Ripper 69 June 10, 2016
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Napportunity

An opportunity for a nap.
"Two hours before you have to leave? Sounds like a good napportunity."
by Locutionary March 1, 2009
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Anti-Napoleon

n.: A short man who consciously or unconsciously does not act like a douchebag and try to overcompensate for his lack of height by becoming a meathead or driving oversized pickups. Instead, he uses his natural talents, intelligence, and humor to win people over and acheive something meaningful.
Michael Bloomberg is a short man who has used his intelligence and personality to acheive great wealth. He is an anti-Napoleon.

Ben Stiller posesses more comedic energy and creativity than many men several inches taller than him. Again, another anti-napoleon.
by MickeySoulja December 9, 2008
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