During sex, the man ejaculates in one hand and defecates in the other and then slaps the woman in the face with both hands. Thus, she becomes a peanut butter and jelly sandwich of feces and semen.
by K-Noodle December 28, 2007
Get the Napa Valley PBJmug. The Napa Valley Party Popper:
When you're uncircumcised, hide a grape in your foreskin and then you stick it in someone's ass, unleashing the surprise grape.
When you're uncircumcised, hide a grape in your foreskin and then you stick it in someone's ass, unleashing the surprise grape.
by 3rd line on the left May 21, 2021
Get the Napa Valley Party Poppermug. The act of using an elongated toilet to go to the bathroom, either via sitting or standing, where the elongated portion of the toilet oval opening is longest left to right, and shortest between near and far. This is usually done because of the opulence of this particular relief configuration. Also, a seated version could be referred to as "Side-Saddle."
I am not some sort of peasant! I am going to use this urine receptacle Napa Valley Style like any true member of class! Now fetch me some decorative towels to wipe my genitals on.
by MattyOnIce February 19, 2021
Get the Napa Valley Stylemug. Go to a Napa and do some wine tasting at Inglenook winery. Always busy with hotties! Locate a drunk slutty and pay for her tasting......take her to some more wineries until she is good and pie-eyed. On the way back stop by Mickey D's and get 2 Happy Meals. When you get her back to your bungalow in Napa, split one of the meals and with the other put the Hamburglar and fries in her POOKALOLLY and enjoy. As you are finishing your fries, slowly put the Happy Meal toy in her Tukhus. Once the toy is full inserted, finish off your hot date with some Ravage Sex and as you explode your love potion, pull Grimace out of her Pooper and start singing IM LOVIN IT!
"How are you"......."fantastic, I was on the Napa Wine train last weekend and hooked up with this Cheerleader and we got hammered. Once we landed at my pad, I introduced her to The Happy Napa Meal Maneuver. We both had a great time and laughed our asses off.
by Sonnyd2022 August 23, 2023
Get the The Happy Napa Meal Maneuvermug. 
He didn't have enough money to pay for his beard trimming so I finished him off with a Napa haircut.
by cheesewheezy May 21, 2021
Get the Napa haircutmug. by Snowdozer February 6, 2020
Get the NAPAmug.