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Nanner Sandwich

The art of thrusting a penis into another persons' butt cheeks while that other person is laying on their stomach watching Netflix.
A. The wife didn't want to be interrupted during Bridgerton, so she let me have a nanner sandwich.
B. SUSIE: Is the Nanner Sandwich an approved Catholic birth control method? CONNIE: Why yes it is!

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by Dingybong August 6, 2021
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dolphin nanner

The Dolphin Nanner is the act of a man acquiring eye contact with another man while taking a bite of a banana (which is taboo amongst some circles), even while the victim suspects he may be attempting eye contact.

In order to successfully pull off a Dolphin Nanner, your whereabouts must be assumed (such as behind a cubicle or desk at work), while you actually sneak a little to the left or right of your assumed whereabouts. When the moment is right, you jump up and to the side, make eye contact with your target whilst taking a bite of your banana, then drop back down out of sight. The act closely resembles the motion a dolphin makes when it jumps out of the water, swimming ahead of a large boat or yacht.

The premise behind this extremely effective tactic is that humans will naturally look to sudden moving objects, thus affording the offender the split second required to make eye contact and eat a banana at the same time, simulating fellatio, and making the victim feel violated.
Guy 1: Awww dude, why the fuck did you just make eye contact while eating your banana? What is WRONG with you?
Guy 2: I don't feel remorse; that was the perfect Dolphin Nanner. You just got Dolphin Nanned.
Guy 1: You're so gay.
by SloggenDazs November 21, 2016
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Nasser

Nasser is so hot as the sun in kuwait!!!
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nasser

by Nasras February 27, 2009
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nanderism

The religion that worships the great Nandha. It is the most supreme religion in the universe. Its followers are commonly known as nanders.
Tyrone: “Hey, what religion do you practice?”
Shaniqua: “I am a nander, and therefore I practice nanderism.”
by bigballer615 April 11, 2019
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nassery

The ability to show little concern for something. To ignore something great. To bury your head in the sand.
Kevin exclaimed,"Don't call me again...Nassery, Nassery, Nassery...thats right!"
by debil August 20, 2003
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Nanter

Banter involving ones nan.

Usually said after making a joke about someones nan/gran/granny.
I played the bongo drums on your nans bald head! NANTER!
by bandittop1eu March 8, 2011
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