Aspirin between my knees

To make some phenomenal gaffe or faux pas, similar to putting your foot in your mouth.

Man, I really put the aspirin between my knees yesterday. I told Jen that her new dress made her look fat.

Aspirin between my knees by Two Hep Cats April 19, 2012

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push my knees im just not wet yet

a phrase often used by wild, drunk, country girls while being plugged by highschool linebackers when they cant seem to hit the right spot

ooh! ooh! yes! ooh! almost! oh, push my knees im just not wet yet!!!

push my knees im just not wet yet by davis flowers September 18, 2006

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My knees hurt

You’ve railed more than 15 girls

Zach : Man my knees hurt

Alex : My man !!

My knees hurt by Devilish_Crown June 17, 2022

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It's hurting on my knees

What Grandpa Say!

It's Hurting On My Knees!

It's hurting on my knees by Dr. Deloris January 28, 2024

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MY FUCKING KNEES

The saying you say after someone fucks your knees.

"MY FUCKING KNEES"

MY FUCKING KNEES by RIFNJCldcnka zxc November 2, 2022

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The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees

Something said when you pwn someone so badly that you need to use a graphic blowjob metaphor.

Dear Lakers,

The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees.

Love, the Pistons

The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees by Mike Fellatio July 2, 2004

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From my eyes deh at me knees

From me eyes deh at me knees means since someone was a kid. Literally since their eyes were at their knees.

I've been hearing about that old man from my eyes deh at me knees. This expression paints the picture of how you have grown a lot, comparing the height you were as a kid to how you are now.

From my eyes deh at me knees by Tropical Rythms December 6, 2021

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