You're my schmecker

The person telling you this wants you to go fuck yourself.

Simão, you're my schmecker

You're my schmecker by Seal077 June 7, 2022

You're my iris

The feeling of deep love and affection someone has for you that the person would give up forever just to touch you (based off the song iris by the goo goo dolls)

Boy: hey girl, you're my iris
Girl: awww youd give up forever just for me?
Boy: yea

You're my iris by Mike Graves October 21, 2025

Hoisted by my own re'tard 

Thwarted by one's own stupidity.

I do the same thing every week, expecting a different result. I'm continually hoisted by my own re'tard.

Hoisted by my own re'tard by bumchutney February 7, 2022

shut up you're my shut up 

A phrase for when someone you love won't shut up about fucking you.

Caleb kept saying how much he wanted to have sex with karter so carter said "shut up you're my shut up"

shut up you're my shut up by Logthenerd October 2, 2022

you're in my bubble 

Used by someone to mean that their personal space is being invaded.

Steve: Step back, you're in my bubble.
Adam: Sorry, bro. No homo.

you're in my bubble by knightfrog1248 July 8, 2014

you're in my veins 

Means you feel so deeply for a person that they have become a part of you. You feel them through every part of you. Wether they're actually with you at that very moment or not. Think head over heels nd TRULY being IN love with someone.

Can't get you outta my head. Day or night, near or far. DAYUM you're in my veins.

you're in my veins by 💜ΣΠCHΔΠTRΣZZ 💚 July 28, 2017

you're breaking my balls

Similar to the phrase 'my balls', it is the longer, more informative version for those idiots who haven't ever heard the phrase.
Used many times by Eric Cartman in the show South Park

John - Here I have a new, mint condition guitar.

Rob - Oh! I'll pay $120.

John - $120? You're breaking my balls, man.

you're breaking my balls by MrUmbop October 29, 2007