murder mitten

The name given to michigan due to it's shape and murder rate. Way harder than dc...th@ why u changed my definition bitches.

K-Zoo, D-Town, Flint Town, Gun Ru, Sagnasty, Benton Harbor and are examples of cities in the Murder Mitten

by Sammy P. October 6, 2006

mutton dagger

Meat stick; My wife's best friend; Yoghurt cannon.

You should'a seen her face when I stabbed her with my mutton dagger!

by Big Dave January 24, 2003

Duece Mitten

Used for when you run out of toilet paper and have to use your hand to wipe your ass.

Mikey was on the throne, when he realized all the TP was gone. Forced to use his duece mitten.

by Dingbat1 March 26, 2009

Lady Muttons

Thick, bushy hair growing on and down the inner thighs of a woman in the vaginal area. Resembling old, hairy mutton chop style sideburns.

Once I pushed aside all the lady muttons I was able to get in there and work her bean with my tongue. Could have used a hair tie.

by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2017

sausage mitten

A tight vagina.

She felt like a sausage mitten.

by slonob February 1, 2004

Mutting

The act of simply talking too much. Going on and on and on.

person 1:Damn bro we dead ass finna graduate. Man we really finna graduate
person 2: bro shutup yo ass mutting

by Slatt3 June 10, 2019

Muttin it

Messing stuff up, fucking shit up

Damn bruh you got yo shawty pregnant ,fool you muttin it.

by Dr.Meechi December 5, 2016