Muskrat Karma 

Muskrat Karma is the karma created for leaving a Muskrat's Nest. Leaving a Muskrat's Nest on the undeserving and unwitting breeds bad Muskrat Karma. Leaving a Muskrat's Nest to the deserving breeds good Muskrat Karma.

Example of bad Muskrat Karma:

Jake: Rob, I just built a huge Muskrat's Nest in my grandma's bathroom! Isn't that some funny shit!?

Rob: Damn, Jake! That's not funny at all! Don't you know that creates bad Muskrat Karma for you? Now you're destined to be Muskrat's Nested yourself!

Jake: Oh, God! Where's the shovel?

Example of good Muskrat Karma:

Rob: Jake, I just snuck into the lady's room and built the largest Muskrat's Nest EVER! That'll teach this shitty restaurant to have shitty service!

Jake: <LOL> Yeah it will! Dude, you're totally gonna get some good Muskrat Karma! I doubt anyone will ever Muskrat's Nest your bathroom ever again!

Rob: High Five!!

Muskrat Karma by TheLordofHazard March 9, 2010

Muskrat

A small penis that is over powered by the bush that surrounds it; when a man's pubes are more impressive than their penis.

The girl was diggin' my style until I dropped my pants and she saw the muskrat.

Muskrat by RockCock555555 February 14, 2012

dirty muskrat 

old man that prefers anal sex with teenage girls

i was being followed by a dirty muskrat at the mall.

dirty muskrat by dirty muskrat August 24, 2008

Muskatash 

A Muskatash is a moustache that is based of the moustaches of the Musketeers

Just look at musketeers and you will know what i meen some of your freinds may have them on their faces and you now know what to call em..... Muskatash

Muskatash by Snippybrute June 8, 2010

Muskrat Canadian 

A typical Canadian Boy. He is unshaven, is a jeans and t-shirt kind of guy. He loves beer, hockey and all typical Canadian things. Unlike American guys, to pick up a girl he will insult her a little, instead of heavily complement her, this technique works mainly only on Canadian girls. A Muskrat Canadian often can be seen sporting plaid, wearing boot cut jeans.
They also often own a guitar.

American girl Tim said I look tired, I spent hours getting ready for tonight
Canadian girl That means he likes you! Tim's a total Muskrat Canadian! He probably wants to take you out

Muskrat Canadian by Canadiangirl! December 14, 2009

Muskatel Meadows

The grass lawn in front of the Seattle court house. One of the dirtiest places known to man, which is odd considering the fact that it is square in the middle of downtown.
It is called Muskatel Meadows because of the cheap alcohol that is consumed by 100% of the homeless that lurk around there at all hours of the day.
Nobody but homeless people stick a foot in the area for fear of extreme panhandling.

If you are walking from downtown Seattle to a Mariners game at safeco, be sure to take a quick glimpse at Muskatel Meadows. Just make sure you're on the prefontaine fountain side of the street.

Muskatel Meadows by rabblerouser August 28, 2006

Itchy Muskrat 

Fat Fuck. See Ricky Musgrave.

Itchy Muskrat... what a faggot.

Itchy Muskrat by The Whole Entire World March 9, 2005