First off
if you say that muscle cars are stupid, slow, crappy, redneck cars, or technologically inferior you are a total jackass and you need to go get into your honda civic with the body kit and the huge fin that makes it look like it can go over 110 and go drive off a cliff. Skylines, NSX's etc are acceptable cars but are still pieces of shit in comparison to most muscle cars. Your car sounds like shit, probably because i can go down and buy a soda bottle that holds more than the entire motor of your "hi performance" car.
A muscle car is a real mans car. in order to better understand this lets go into the definition of "man"
a man is a male human being with balls and a dick.
if you dont have the balls to drive a real car then dont try to soup it up to make you feel like you actually are adequate in bed, you arent
real mens cars are muscle cars (PREFERABLY fords but any american made high horsepower vehicle is elligable.)
if its made in japan
its a piece of shit
and if you dont have respect for americans because our cars "suck" then move to fucking japan, cuz no one wants you here.
if you say that muscle cars are stupid, slow, crappy, redneck cars, or technologically inferior you are a total jackass and you need to go get into your honda civic with the body kit and the huge fin that makes it look like it can go over 110 and go drive off a cliff. Skylines, NSX's etc are acceptable cars but are still pieces of shit in comparison to most muscle cars. Your car sounds like shit, probably because i can go down and buy a soda bottle that holds more than the entire motor of your "hi performance" car.
A muscle car is a real mans car. in order to better understand this lets go into the definition of "man"
a man is a male human being with balls and a dick.
if you dont have the balls to drive a real car then dont try to soup it up to make you feel like you actually are adequate in bed, you arent
real mens cars are muscle cars (PREFERABLY fords but any american made high horsepower vehicle is elligable.)
if its made in japan
its a piece of shit
and if you dont have respect for americans because our cars "suck" then move to fucking japan, cuz no one wants you here.
You are a ricing little bitch, 1.6 liters??? my soda holds more than that. Hell, i can piss more than that. The 11th commandment is there is no substitute for cubic inches, so go get a clue you little bitches. you show me a japanese car with over 2000 horsepower and then we'll talk. There are several muscle cars that have made that much and even more so go suck a fat one.
YOU ARE BITCHES
YOU ARE BITCHES
by Bro Hater April 10, 2006
american cars from 1964-1972. a 73 or 74 might slide in there but its rare. NO NEW CARS WILL EVER BE MUSCLE CARS, AS MUCH AS THEY TRY TO BE. Your SRT-4 or your 2006 mustang is not a muscle car. you are fooling yourself. if you have not experienced serious power, you don't know what fast is. period.
Here's the food chain:
1.) muscle cars
2.) pony/sporty cars
3.) ricers
muscle cars have their rivalries between eachother but at least they are in the same league. picking on a mustang is like a pro baseball player picking on a AA player. and a muscle car picking on a ricer is like a pro picking on a little leager.
Here's the food chain:
1.) muscle cars
2.) pony/sporty cars
3.) ricers
muscle cars have their rivalries between eachother but at least they are in the same league. picking on a mustang is like a pro baseball player picking on a AA player. and a muscle car picking on a ricer is like a pro picking on a little leager.
everytime a ricer trys to race me, i dont race him at all. its boring. every time a mustang kid trys to race me, i just wait at the light, let him go, then blow by him later. the only cars i race are other muscle cars. everything else is at the track.
by osama b October 29, 2007
An American performance car characterized by huge, powerful engines, poor handling, and rock and roll.
The two most iconic muscle cars: Camaro and Mustang.
Both of them have history stretching back to the sixties. Which of them is better?
The answer: I don't care; Porsche 911 smokes them both to hell anyways.
Both of them have history stretching back to the sixties. Which of them is better?
The answer: I don't care; Porsche 911 smokes them both to hell anyways.
by cogitator November 30, 2009
A car with a large V8 and steel bumpers made before 1976.
A perfect example is the Falcon GT.
Falcon GT was a Bathurst winner and now the most sought after Aussie Muscle car ever.
They asking price of a XY HO Phase 3 GT equals the the combined value of all T series falcons combined.
FYI a T series is a late model Australian Falcon V8 with a body kit...Not a GT or a muscle car Per Se.
A perfect example is the Falcon GT.
Falcon GT was a Bathurst winner and now the most sought after Aussie Muscle car ever.
They asking price of a XY HO Phase 3 GT equals the the combined value of all T series falcons combined.
FYI a T series is a late model Australian Falcon V8 with a body kit...Not a GT or a muscle car Per Se.
by Allan Moffat December 27, 2007
by Jackmehoffer April 14, 2006
bad handling, under-engineered, over powered, polluting, unreliable, piece of over-rated american crap
delusional american number 1: yeehoo bob! were goin' faster than a scalded hog, in mah here noo muscle car!
delusional american number 2:gee whizz bob, we sure are, but i never, whats that!?
delusional american number 1: i believe thats a corner bob, oh no were gonna die!!
delusional american number 2:gee whizz bob, we sure are, but i never, whats that!?
delusional american number 1: i believe thats a corner bob, oh no were gonna die!!
by laughingatamericans June 24, 2010
A performance car that's very different from a sports car. Louder engines with deeper bass, engines from V8 and V10, bolder designs, more naturally performanced, and are classics. However, they're a piece of junk compared to sports cars because they have shitty handling since they're made for drags only and no circuits, heavy as hell from their frames and engines, boring designs, and in the shop more often than on the road. They're also American made cars, while sports cars are American made, Asian made, and European made.
Muscle Car owner: You my car broke down twice and costed me 2 grand to fix it.
Sports Car owner: Wow that's a muscle car you have their. My sports car never had any problems and it's on the road all the time.
Sports Car owner: Wow that's a muscle car you have their. My sports car never had any problems and it's on the road all the time.
by Todd Windmill November 5, 2012