I just wanted to play monopoly

The lord's audio itself.

Person 1: I just listened to I Just wanted to play monopoly

Person 2: Oh, the lord's text?

by ImmortalMicr0 March 11, 2019

monopoly

A word used in place of sexual intercourse. Often used in social setting between 2 people in order to talk openly about sex without having anyone else know.

We didn't really feel like going out last night...we just stayed in and played monopoly.

by miou-miou July 30, 2007

playing monopoly

A code word for having sex.

Will and I were talking about playing Monopoly, and people around us gave us weird looks.

by thatnotoriouskat April 30, 2007

Disney Monopoly

A particular version of monopoly, played with not only a Disney Monopoly board, but as a strip varient such as strip poker. When a player lands on another player's property, that player must take off one article of clothing.

Lets all get together tonight for a round of Disney Monopoly!

by The Coolest Freshman Ever December 2, 2010

monopoly money

What the Iraq War has turned the U.S. dollar into.

1 Euro is now equal to $1.60.

The U.S. Dollar becoming an example of monopoly money.

by Harry_Pothead6009 April 30, 2008

monopoly money

1. Play money from the popular board game Monopoly
2. What ignorant citizens of the USA call foreign currency.

1. My three-year-old sister has drooled all over most of the monopoly money.

2. US Citizen: "Look at this Monopoly Money! Why can't you have REAL money, like Americans?"
Canadian: "This IS real money."
US Citizen: "I can't understand your stupid accent! SPEAK AMERICAN!"

by Hidinginthelibrary January 3, 2008

Monopoly-Knees

The pain you feel in your knees after playing countless hours of Monopoly, sitting on the floor. Also includes any other board game played on the floor.

"Damn! We've been playing for hours, I'm starting to get Monopoly-Knees!"

by RodneyFallafel December 26, 2011