munted

broken or kaput. Something that no longer goes.

the fridge went kaput, it was so munted

by Kathryn Blake December 28, 2005

Munted

to be ugly, disfigured or deformed from birth as the result of inbreeding or poor genetics, mentally retarded or stupid, an idiot, a moron, psychologically and/or socially disabled.

So many people in Geelong are munted because of the closed, low quality gene pool.

by charmingdiamond January 4, 2011

munted

A word that is invented by the sexiest man alive Bailey nation.

"That's pretty munted!"

by GrovesyThe2nd February 13, 2019

munted

when something or someone is jacked up or looks like a hot mess. like if you were to sit on your sandwich and it got mashed.

'i dont want that one, its all munted.'

by Hiro April 26, 2003

Munted

Verb. To be/get munted.
Refers to the state of intoxication through either alcohol or other substances to the extent that you can no longer walk and all bodily functionality is lost.

"let us all get munted" -Nelson Mandela president of the United States of Africa 44BC- 1982

by Daonebest November 28, 2020

munted

1 someone who is completely wasted on one of the following drugs; Ecstasy Speed/Amphetamines Magic Mushrooms, LSD, Poppers or Cocaine, usually in combination with copious quantities of alcohol. Commonly displays symptoms of sweating, gnawing of the inside of the cheeks, gurning (often without realising it), inability to focus, barely capable/ incapable of stringing a coherent sentence together. 2 Past participle of verb, to munt.

Pete Doherty always looks completely munted.

by Katherine23 April 27, 2006

munted

the negative aesthetic of a person overall. the measurement of "muntedness" is done on a decimal grading system. 0.1 being least munted while 1.0 is at the highest end of the munted scale. the "muntedness" of a person can be increased by the consuption of drugs and alchohol.

that photo of your girlfriend from last night is 0.7 munted.

by 18Brigalow February 10, 2005