muddy taxi

A muddy taxi refers to the act of taking a shit in a taxi, usually after a night of drinking.

Jenny was wasted last night but I can't believe she pulled a muddy taxi on the way home from taco bell.

by Zuzzy Foeller February 7, 2014

Tough Mudder

Attempting to perform anal sex while you have whiskey dick.

I tried to put it in her butt last night after the bar but it turned into a round of tough mudder instead

by Gtoaster July 31, 2018

muddin

When someone drags their fat dick through someone's ass

Noel Miller: muddin (verb): draggin my big ol hog thru ur ass

by 68plusUno October 26, 2018

Muddy salad

Sticking marijuana in another’s asshole and eating it out in a gentle manner

“Just gave that kid a muddy salad in DeSoto”

by Srhsandshit December 9, 2018

muddy tarp

when a girl is riding you, you reach around stuff your nutsack skin into her asshole

oh man when that bitch was riding me last night i slipped her the muddy tarp

by Pjs37 April 10, 2008

Mudda

Another word for mother

That's the Mudda cool shit.

by Jkfan March 16, 2016

minddumping

A description of speaking the contents of your head without really thinking about any of it.

She had a serious minddumping habit going on, one that her husband was the unlucky beneficiary of, almost every day after working at the prison.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 17, 2020