mum

The woman who loves you unconditionally from birth, the one who puts her kids before herself and the one who you can always count on above everyone else.

Just telling her your problems makes you feel better because mums always know how to make it all go away.

Even if you fight, know that she's just looking out for your best interests.

I love my mum

by DABOSSS101 July 30, 2017

Mum

Ur mums a fat dirty slag and ur inbred you dirty prick

Their is a massive shadow no it’s just ur mum she’s a fat bastard

by Killallcelticsupporters December 4, 2021

Mum

Fucker

I love your mum

by Fuckrick October 5, 2022

mum

the english and australian way to say 'Mim'
equivilent to 'Mom' in American

yes, 'Mim'. You see you're all wrong, you stole the from the ancient tribe of yuestewpidfuccs-stupwhyning

English Kid "Some chav jacked me phone mum, nah i didn't sell it for drugs alrite?"

American Kid "Mom, take me to Maccy Dee's."

Yuestewpidfuccs-Stupwhyning Kid "Your Mim's so fat, she walked by the tv and i missed three episodes"

by Josha Eiffel October 1, 2007

mum

A word that Americans do not know how to spell at all,
also what townies say: 'your mum' as an inslut,

Superwog: Shut up
Random: Your Mum
Superwog: MAHMUMSDEAD *pounces*

by ferrii April 22, 2010

mum

The way british/australian people say 'mom'.

kid1: *in british accent* "I luv me mum!"


kid2:"I love my mom!"

by Some_Girl387 June 7, 2005

mum

the most wonderful person in the world who will love you until you die. With the warmest of hearts and who you can never stay away from for more than a week without missing her so much that you think that you might just break down!

I miss my mum sooo much and i love her like hell!!

by lol772 November 9, 2012