Slang for waxing salons, especially ones that do Brazilians and other specialty 'muff' work. Slang refers to how the wax is ripped or stripped off, pulling out the stubble or hair with it.
Girl to Another: I need to make an appointment at the Muffrippers.
Another: Ouch, the girls who work there are sadistic!
Girl: Yes, but I need to get the muff waxed, you know, can't let the stubble get out of control.
Another: So true, but I prefer shaving to waxing. Less pain!
Another: Ouch, the girls who work there are sadistic!
Girl: Yes, but I need to get the muff waxed, you know, can't let the stubble get out of control.
Another: So true, but I prefer shaving to waxing. Less pain!
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Get the Musers mug.Phrase known among the Spanish seapking communities that first appeared in the song “Antes Muerta Que Sencilla” by María Isabel which explains the meaning of the phrase more in detail. The song has also been covered by various artists throughout the years. In simpler terms the 2016 translation would be “I’d rather be dead than be caught being a basic bitch”.
"I'm goin clubbing tonight. How do I look?"
"Are you really gonna wear that to the club?"
"Yeah."
"Pshh... antes muerta que sencilla"
"Are you really gonna wear that to the club?"
"Yeah."
"Pshh... antes muerta que sencilla"
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did u see marks hair today, he looked like simon amstell with a muffro
did u see marks hair today, he looked like simon amstell with a muffro
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Chase - I got some dank shit yesterday and I got muery
Chase - I got some dank shit yesterday and I got muery
by Juicy Jew Jacuzzi February 8, 2010
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Customer - Yo, what's up?
Employee - How can I help you today?
Customer - I would like to sign up for a new At&t contract.
Employee - how many lines will you be getting today?
Customer - However many they let me have
Employee - Ok, and what kind of phones?
Customer - iPhone 5s.
Employee - What color would you like?
Customer - Whatever color you have.
Employee - Ok, they said you can have up to 5 lines with a $100 deposit on each one.
Customer - Great I will take 5 iPhone 5s' any color.
Employee (Yells out to the store manager) PHONE MULER, PHONE MULER.
Employee - How can I help you today?
Customer - I would like to sign up for a new At&t contract.
Employee - how many lines will you be getting today?
Customer - However many they let me have
Employee - Ok, and what kind of phones?
Customer - iPhone 5s.
Employee - What color would you like?
Customer - Whatever color you have.
Employee - Ok, they said you can have up to 5 lines with a $100 deposit on each one.
Customer - Great I will take 5 iPhone 5s' any color.
Employee (Yells out to the store manager) PHONE MULER, PHONE MULER.
by Phone Muler 1 February 20, 2014
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Tiffany: yeah I’m down
Jose : dead ass ?
Tiffany : yeah , culo muerto
Tiffany: yeah I’m down
Jose : dead ass ?
Tiffany : yeah , culo muerto
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