jersey mudslide

process of performing anal sex while the person recieving purposefully shits on the penis of the other

dude 1. whats it called when a chick shits on ur dick

dude 2. if its on purpose.... a jersey mudslide

by jfrco September 23, 2013

North Carolina Mudslide

When you leave the toilet lid down completely and sit with your bare butt cheeks flat down on top. Then when you defecate, the forcibly expulsion just slip slides you all around and ends you up gliding off the front as you proceed to land on the floor in a big pile of your own mess.

Johnny: Dude, the bathroom is all covered in feces, what happened?

Dude: Couldn't help but perform a North Carolina Mudslide after I got all shitfaced at the club last night.

Johnny: And I thought an upper decker was gross. You're on another level dude.

by Sychedelic March 22, 2016

mississipi mudslide

(noun) Usually used as a tactic of revenge/humiliation. Upon planning to have anal sex with a man, a woman consumes a healthy dose of laxatives. Then, once the action begins, she proceeds to shit all over his genitals and legs, leaving him absolutely appalled. As he stands in horror, she turns around and swiftly kicks him in the balls.

Still angry over being racooned, she invited him over for the evening, only to completely humiliate him with a Mississipi Mudslide.

by Radam Rutchison November 19, 2006

mudslime

A term designated to no-good muslims (usually pakis, who have a lot in common with indians) who do nothing all day but prowl the streets to rape white girls, attend bomb-making lessons at their local mosques, and complain about rampant islamophobia. In essence, they are worth less than mud and slime, and are a tremendous burden to their communities; they will put up mosques and have prayer calls (athan) out loud for muslims to direct toward the mosque to pray, they will create sharia patrols pretending to be moral arbiters, and they'll play into the hands of (((them))) when they push for multiculturalism and open borders.

(Disclaimer: this is coming from an arab, and there are some arabs who fit this bill, but arabs should not be confused with muslims, neither should muslims with mudslimes)

go back to your shithole country you fucking paki mudslime

get your hands off our women you fucking bastard mudslime

oh great another mudslime preaching about islamophobia

by panarabnationalist July 2, 2019

mudsliding

The act of having anal intercourse immediately following administration of an enema.

Joey insisted on mudsliding last night, but funny how disinterested he was in the clean up afterwards.

by P&P Pooit January 8, 2020

haribo mudslide

The sexual act of filling your mouth with gummy bears until they are glistening with saliva, then performing analingus and injecting them inside your partners anus from your mouth. Finally your partner squeezes them out onto a chocolate frosted cake.

These gummies are goin on a Haribo Mudslide tonight!

by TheMushroomKing April 7, 2019

memphis mudslide

When one attempts to deliver a Boston Pancake only to discover that they have diarrhea.

Dude, my chick was totally down for a Boston Pancake, but lost her mind when it turned out to be a Memphis Mudslide!

by P. Niss January 5, 2009