Moyles

refers to something being very, very rubbish.

That Radio presenter is so moyles, it makes me want to pull my own eyes out with spoons.

by vbloke June 13, 2006

Moyles

An annoying, Mongoloid species of Radio DJ. Can be identified by his total lack of humour and dim wits. Enjoys pork pies and trying to humilate people especially women. Always found with a parasitic attachment called a "Comedy Dave" usually half-way up his arse.

Avoid this Moyles at all costs.

Dangers include obnoxious odours (possibly lethal), The sudden urge to kill and fatal boredom.

Also known as 'that fat cunt'

Did you hear about the oilspill on Brighton beach? That fat cunt Moyles was spotted in the water.

by El Miguel April 18, 2004

mowgli

A fucked up hairline

That niggas hairline is mowgli status!

by MookieP February 7, 2008

mowl

To mowl = relaxed working (maybe with a beer, some good music...)

(Launched by a Belgium guy.)

I'm mowling. (I'm busy working relaxed)
Let's mowl! (Let's work relaxed)
Was it an intense day today? No, I had a mowl. (I had a relaxed day at work)

by juFo October 29, 2007

Bronx Mowgli

son of pete wentz and ashlee simpson

person 1: "did you hear what pete named his baby?"
person 2: "no! what?"
person 1: "Bronx Mowgli"
person 2: "...WHATTHEFUCK!?"

by cristinaaaaaaa April 3, 2009

moyles

to leave a company, go to a new company, complain incessantly about the original company, complain about the new company, return to the original company with no complaints and a significantly higher salary.

Brian: "Man, I hate this place. I make no money and I work way too much. I deserve more. My youtube links that I send out are WAY better than anybody else's in this joint..."

Chris: "Dude, you should totally Moyles this place... You'll easily get a 20% bump in salary and, best of all, you can continue to keep me entertained all day long with your sweet youtube-osity. It's like taking candy from a baby, really..."

by cfarley February 23, 2008

Mowgli

Verb. /Mo-glee/ To Mowgli is defined as climbing, shimmying, or otherwise gathering ones self atop an object in a fashion reminiscent of Mowgli. The 'The Jungle Book' character.

One is not limited to Mowgliing in a jungle or forest. One is also capable of Mowgliing in an urban environment.

Dude #1- Hey go get a ladder, my frisbee is stuck up in that tree.

Dude #2- I don't have a ladder, just Mowgli your ass up there!

by Kee03 January 9, 2011