1 definition by El Miguel

Moyles

An annoying, Mongoloid species of Radio DJ. Can be identified by his total lack of humour and dim wits. Enjoys pork pies and trying to humilate people especially women. Always found with a parasitic attachment called a "Comedy Dave" usually half-way up his arse.

Avoid this Moyles at all costs.

Dangers include obnoxious odours (possibly lethal), The sudden urge to kill and fatal boredom.

Also known as 'that fat cunt'

Did you hear about the oilspill on Brighton beach? That fat cunt Moyles was spotted in the water.

by El Miguel April 18, 2004