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Ass-to-Mouth Resuscitation 

Ass-to-Mouth Resuscitation is the hilarious task of reviving somebody who is asleep or passed out by spreading ones naked butt cheeks and positioning it over a recipients mouth and farting into it. It is much better when witnessed by people who are trying to contain their laughter until the procedure has been successful. Compared to its more well known cousin 'mouth-to-mouth resuscitation', Ass-to-Mouth Resuscitation is an often thankless alternative, and if the recipient is woken by it, their response can range from aggressiveness, nausea and laughter, sometimes the recipient may experience all three of these symptoms. Ass-to-Mouth Resuscitation or 'ATM' as it's affectionately known can also be used to boost morale of those witnessing the said procedure, and the fond memories would never cease to bring tears of laughter to their eyes for years to come.
Mike:"Haha Rowan got hammered last night and is still passed out on the kitchen floor"
James: "Wow do you think we should try Ass-to-Mouth Resuscitation?"
Mike:"Lol yeah but we need to film so we'll get Kev in here, he can film it"
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ass to mouth 

the art of cleaning your dirty cock in that sreet whore mouth!!!
God dude...I fucked this whore so hard in her gaping ass...I finished her with a good ''ass to mouth'' she got just what she deserve!!!!
ass to mouth by The Lord June 3, 2004

Living ass to mouth

When you're so poor, you have to eat your own shit to survive.
I just got out of prison and no one will hire me, guess I'm living ass to mouth for a while .

ass to mouth 

The process of a mans penis entering the ass holey, and when horny settled in the mouth. No clean in between.
Jon put his penis into their ass. Later on he put it in their mouth...no clean in between. wow, said Jon, loved the ass to mouth.
ass to mouth by CawnishLad August 9, 2012

ass to mouth 

One of the common types of sex in pornography is the Ass To Mouth (or ATM/A2M) in which the man removes his penis from a slut's anus and, without cleaning it, places it in her mouth or the mouth of another slut. The cleaning of the penis is excluded for the sake of increased sexual excitement. Pleasure (for the man and the audience) that comes from knowing that the slut is injesting fecal matter (present on the penis in a quantity so small as to almost always be invisible to the naked eye) which is unhygienic. When she does this, the female is expressing disregard for her own health and accepting the implicit imposition of the idea that her well-being is of no great concern anyway.

The female who performs an A2M on camera is a highly-evolved slut, fully conscious of her role/purpose and willing to give her body over as a tool for male sexual gratification. In her quest for a great orgasm of her own the slut may, or may not, derive sexual pleasure from doing things that are considered taboo. While some sluts are aroused precisely because of the taboos associated with playing with the anus, others truly delight in the experience of stimulating or being stimulated anally.

Ass To Mouth is a mainstay of porn where men are depicted as dominating/degrading the whores for the erotic pleasure of the (mostly) male audience. The appeal is that the sex is bad & shameful and the girl is dirty & nasty for doing it. Which is what truly great pornography is all about.
Jamming a few fingers in her ass to get it stretched out a bit, Ben pummels her asshole in some great anal action. Her ass gaping and her heart racing, Liv rides his meaty dick before taking it back in her mouth. After some good ass to mouth action, she takes it back in her asshole before he gives her a health dose of cum in her mouth.
ass to mouth by Dexter Day May 29, 2010

ass to mouth 

When someone farts them immediatley throws up
Last night, my boy went ass to mouth so fast i couldnt stop laughing
ass to mouth by flemsauce January 31, 2010

ass-and-mouth disease

Essentially the inability to control one's bowels from both openings (mouth and anus) simultaneously. Usually brought about by the ingestion of improperly prepared food containing harmful bacteria or allergens.
Dave: Did you hear what happened to Steiny out in India?

Josh: Yeah, he shat and barfed all over his bed after he caught ass-and-mouth disease from that street vendor!