jiggle the mouse tail

trying to adjust mouse while jerking by the cord without using occupied hands

His higher brain functions were shutting down as orgasm approached having synced his boner pumping to the HD porn penetrations of that hot chick's ass he was desperate to jiggle the mouse tail to bring the screen back from screen saver power off

He was in the final throws of jerking passion moments from jizzing on his chest again when the screensaver blanked the screen. He hoped to jiggle the mouse tail with his elbow to restore the full screen streaming HD porn

by margrette sees January 24, 2013

Pork Scotch Moustache

A small white moustache sported by bald security guards to prove they can grow hair. If the security guard is particularly old, fat and ugly he'll believe his moustache makes him good looking and suave.

Who's the gimp with the Pork Scotch Moustache?

That's Pork Scotch, the fat, ugly security guard.

by flappy dickwad May 6, 2009

Mormon Mouse Trap

When you are performing docking with another man but put superglue inside the foreskin. After letting the glue settle a tug of war ensues.

Me and Peter Mormon mouse trapped one night in Salt Lake City. And I lost

by MormonMommy December 29, 2019

Moustachery

Noun. 1. Activities or shenanigans most commonly associated with people adorning any number of face ornaments (moustaches) and usually associated with alcohol and/or a lack of pants. 2. A local establishment or residence where clientele are known for sporting mustaches and speaking of ridiculous sexual escapades that may or may not be true.

1. I've had enough of this moustachery, put your pants back on! 2. We decided to retreat to Charles's moustachery, so that Richard could elaborate on his most recent sexual exploits in the Philippines.

by theironpig January 12, 2010

Mickey Mouse Stream

Fans of Alex "iPad Kid" Quackity manifest a Mickey Mouse stream after he uses a high pitched voice to imitate the popular cartoon character Mickey Mouse.

"Mickey Mouse Stream! Let's go! Popping off!" says George.

by quackitys mom April 14, 2021

Mickey Mouse Win

A Mickey Mouse Win refers to a win that was given to someone in a competition with little to no effort; In other words an undeserved win. The phrase is used most notably when referring to the Mickey Mouse ring or The Lakers during the 2020 season who many claim were given the ring due to the COVID-19 Pandemic, The Term is also heavily used in NASCAR and online games/sports of all genres although use is more heavy in sport/competition related games typically with some type of leaderboard. If a person were to get a Mickey Mouse Win in any event, That Same person will be mocked and people will find a way to add "Mickey" and or "Mouse" to their name . Such examples include "LeMickey and the Flakers" and "Mickey Elliott". People will often associate these mickey hybrid characters with made up stories as another way of mocking them, People also edit the mickey teams faces onto Mickey Mouse Clubhouse music videos.

Jimmie Johnson: *Pushes Chase Elliott across the finish line as an act of good sportsmanship because elliott ran out of fuel*

Spectator 1: That win was mickey as fuck.

Spectator 2: I know right? That's such a Mickey Mouse Win.

Twitter: UNBELIEVABLE. I took my son to go to see a movie and who do I see? Mickey Elliott. He stole the tickets and Disney ring pops we had to go see "LeMickey And The Flakers vs. COVID-19". So I went up to the security of the movie theater to report it and who was it?!? Jimmie johnson?!?! MINNIE JOHNSON WAS IN ON IT AND LEFT WITH MICKEY ELLIOTT. Screw you frauds!

by g0rd0n_freeman August 20, 2021

mousy

Meek, timid, subtle in emote or presence, shy, avoiding attention or confrontation.

Do you remember that mousy girl, Erin? She was the extra shy one with glasses that sat in the back of our third period English class. The girl that always looked at her feet, and barely ever said a word to anyone. She owns some hotshot law-firm now and drives a Porsche.

by AutumnsSplendor April 2, 2016