moutsios

Always used for males , to characterise someone who plays with his little friend a lot
or
someone who is uncapable to perform for whatever he is assigned for
Typical examples can be found in Cyprus where most of the male population are moutsioi.

You are a moutsios
Giati en tis ekollises.Eisai telia moutsios.
Re ma en soneis mia sakkoula?Eisai telia moutsios

by Gabriel G. April 15, 2005

Mourning Wood

When you're afraid of getting sexually aroused for a short period of time after one of your close relatives passed away because you think they're watching over you from heaven.

Guy: Dude, I saw some wicked porn last night, but ever since gammy passed away, I've had sever Mourning Wood..
Dude: You mean like when you wake up?
Guy: No... Look it up on urban dictionary dumbass

by Acronomicon March 18, 2014

Moorside high school

Moorside high school is shit year 7s act like fucking road men year 8 girls wanna cut them selves year9 and 10 all smoke weed and piss off the teachers year 11 act like big men and terror everyone and the teachers like to touch the kids

Wanna go moorside high school nah probably kill myself with a plastic chippy knife before I go there

by Hyperbeastz you’ll know me November 12, 2019

Mrursic

The way people from Memphis say the word "Music".

Your taste in mrursic is terrible.

by RDC Jon Jon April 21, 2021

Moussia

Fashion goddess, mother Effin baller who walks into a room and blinds everyone with her light.

I’ve got a moussia fit pinned and I just wanna be her

by Leahs4325 May 11, 2021

Mexican Mourning

A Mexican Mourning is the painful feeling and diarrhea you have when you wake up the next morning from a Mexican Dinner. Its a cultural sfacklefest! (Sfackle - The art of projecting feces with the aid of a fart, a fart spackle).

I was totally having a wet dream when I was abruptly awoken by a Mexican Mourning!

One morning in Cancun, i drank tap water and in 5 minutes i had a Mexican Mourning knocking at my sphincter...

Lucky, one of the 2 GIRLS didnt have Mexican for dinner before playing with the cup...(Mexican mourning would have made that video anti-viral)

by PhysiksMIA February 24, 2010

jose mourinho

Without a doubt one of the greatest football/soccer managers in history.

Not only does he make whichever team he coaches win, he is also hilarious.

Jose Mourinho: "Yes, I am still the special one. Ask my wife if I'm special."

by starky October 21, 2007