Colon Monarch

Gay ruler of where the sun don't shine.

That Colon Monarch just tore me up like a Wendy's triple decker coming out the next day.

by Buck October 19, 2003

Lo Mataron

a phrase in Spanish similar to that of "he got owned" in English. The literal meaning of "Lo mataron" is "they killed him", but the literal meaning is not, in this case, the definition of the phrase. The phrase can be altered to the female gender variation of "La Mataron", meaning "She got owned". Used to ridicule someone who has either 1. been bamboozled, 2. received quite a verbal thrashing or "comeback" from another. Usually said in a sing song manner similar to Northern Mexican music genre called "norteñas" with alternating notes which constantly repeat "Lo mataron, lo mataron, lo mataron lo mataron." This saying was popularized by a radio show.

Woman: I need to go to the pet store.
Man: Is that where you buy your toys?
Woman: No, that's where your mom gets them.
Spectators: OOH! (in sing-song) "Lo mataron, lo mataron, lo mataron, lo mataron!"

by SabiaDelUniverso December 18, 2009

Metarus

A tryharding Indian guy who's also gay. he starts booty calls

Guy #1: Hey, did you meet Metarus at the party last night?

Guy #2: Yeah, he was hitting on me pretty hard last night

by blood sugar 8 December 25, 2016

Monarch High School

School in Louisville, CO. Known for having zero athletic ability and not caring. Concerning trend of criminal choir directors. No one comes to class but somehow everyone still has a 6.9 GPA.

Monarch High School kids have an unhealthy obsession with Chick-fil-a.

by skoyotes January 20, 2019

Monarchism

Monarchism is a great and noble ideology which favors having monarchs in power ie kings and queens. Why have thousands of tyrants instead of just one? Many people in power can take your rights away just as easily or maybe even more easily than one person.

James: Hold up Tom, I didnt even know you were a monarchist!

Tom: Well monarchism is the best ideology after all, you would have to be a fool to believe otherwise, monarchism worked for thousands of years in many nations.

James: I'm also a monarchist! I've had to keep it a secret for fear of being hated.

Tom: We need to defeat modernism!

James: I know right! our modern society sucks compared to the days of old we need to restore pride and honor to our nation!

Tom: Hell yeah!

by Monarchist January 5, 2019

Monarch Mash

The act of fornicating with a jar filled with butterflies. AKA Flutterfucking.

The Monarch Mash is a good way to relieve stress.

by Jody South August 17, 2020

metarelationship

a relationship, likely romantic, where you spend more time talking about the relationship than you do actually having experiences together.

a relationship about a relationship

"hey, how was your date?"
"we spent the evening talking about 'us' and where we're going and stuff"
"again? dude, you two have gone metarelationship"

by wahoo lon July 15, 2009