Silver Moraine

An all around bitchy attention whore

Yo, that hizzo is Silver Moraine

by PDM February 17, 2003

Lips Like Morphine

Someone who's kiss leaves you breathless.

She has lips like morphine every time she kisses me.

by Nathan Hulsey October 15, 2006

Moraine Valley Community College

Also known as Moron Valley, is a half-ass college that was founded in 1967 and is located in Palos Hills, Illinois in the southwest suburbs of Chicago. If you live in the southwest suburbs of Illinois and don't go away to a four year university then this is where you usually end up going. The main campus is nestled in the Cook County forest preserves.

John: You goin' away to college this year? Chris: Nah bro I'm going to Moraine. John: lol you're going to moron valley? Chris: Dude it's Moraine Valley Community College. John: Sorry professor.....lol

by Dave_shrimp August 25, 2010

Morain

To slap someone with two hands at once

My ex literally just came out of nowhere and morained me! I thought our breakup went well, but apparently not.

by vivi1078 December 22, 2022

nature's morphine

The act of travelling to a sweltering jungle and picking the leaves off of the trees so that you can grind them up and snort them. The effects of the leaves change depending on what breed of leaf it is. Effects may contain getting high, getting pleasure or getting powerful hallucinations.

"Jason seems kind of peculiar today, is he okay?"
"He's fine Cheryl, he just has a bad case of Nature's Morphine."

by Hallistic Vocal Roach March 28, 2022

Morphine

Someone who can make you feel good no matter how low you get.

My morphine pulled me out of my sadness and made me smile.

Jasmine always manages to make me happy, shes like my morphine

by ThiefOfDreams May 23, 2009

Kettle Moraine High School

Actually, it's a pretty damn good school. The only people who don't think so are the people who have never been to a school that actually sucks.

The worst part is that there are people who graduate, go to college, have a whole different life and STILL bitch about the rivalry between KM and Arrowhead. Arrowhead > KM at football, this will never change. Just... get over it.

Some of our hallways are mysteriously splattered with paint and most of the boys are cocky. There are only 40 fat girls out of 1500 students, NO LIE NO LIE.
... so if you're fat you'll feel bad when you come here and maybe develop an eating disorder.

I like my teachers. (:
... and our cheerleaders are cute and good at what they do.

Kettle Moraine High Schools are also known as the Lasers. Lasers are lasery. You can't touch a laser. Zoom zoom zoom!

by I'M A PERSON WHO GOES THERE~~~ November 1, 2009