morher

When some kid with fat fingers tries to type “mother.”

Aiden: Yeah maybe

Cayden: I gotta ask my morher

Aiden: Your what?

by I put the fun in funeral January 3, 2021

loonar mooner

When you stick your bare ass onto ones face and there is nose penetration.

Hold down my little brother while i give him the loonar mooner!

by BrewedBatista October 13, 2008

A Morter

A person who is easily angered, very dramatic and likes to talk a lot. He is also very sensitive to things and has a tough time getting over issues and letting things go.

Cheney punched Bush out because Bush was being a Morter.

by BustANut222 April 9, 2009

Facebook Moaner

Someone who uses facebook status updates to forever moan about other people. Such a person is for some reason angry with the world, and feels the need to complain about people to facebook.

Chris, stop being a facebook moaner, get a life and stop watching everyone else's.

by woonie December 23, 2010

Mognerm Werbatfik

1. An expression of utter boredom.

2. An expression of complete randomness and irrelevancy.

3. An expression commonly used in conjunction with many other random distractions, in an effort to confuse and eventually defeat the enemy.

Mike: Hey! Whats going on?
Frank: Mognerm Werbatfik!
Mike: What the hell?

by Rocketman December 23, 2004

Moaner Lisa

A Moaner Lisa is the term used to describe girls who moan loudly during intercourse.

Tom: "Yo man how was last night"
Jerry: "Lol it was good, Katie was a real Moaner Lisa"

by Lando_Fett December 10, 2010

Telford Monner

Also know as the Telly telly mon mons, this elusive beast has a mono-brow the size of Wales which is also his homeland.

He enjoys going out on a Wednesday night and drinking 2litres of Strongbow and getting fkd up, then going home at 1am and talking about his feelings.

Exaple 1:

Guy 1: Did you see someone let that Wookie into the Su tonight?

Guy 2: Oh no that was just the Telford Monner

Example 2:

" I went down on a girl last night, I swear she was so hairy she could of been the Telford Monner!

by Telly_Mons December 7, 2011