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Moritz

"Moritz" is a German term for a guy with an unusual large penis. The term has frequently been used in porn, especially German Dungeon porn
"Did you see this guy's dick? It's fucking huge!"
"Yeah, he's a real Moritz"
by TomTom TimTim January 24, 2020
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Mortal Masturbation March

The female equivalent to Destroy Dick December.
Starting 12AM March, bust a squirt everyday until 12AM April 1. On March 1, squirt once, on the second, squirt twice, and on the third, squirt three times... etc.
No Finger February is a training for Mortal Masturbation March.
Are you ready for Mortal Masturbation March?
Hell ya
by creatorMortalMasturbationMarch November 13, 2018
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mortalled

completely blazed out of your mind drunk and/or high
I want to go out and get mortalled tonight.
by missscarlett October 24, 2008
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Moriah

A very astonishing woman! They are aware that they are rare. Hard to handle but more than worth it! Loyal, out spoken, fun, dangerous, exciting and unpredictable. They are highly addictive.
That girl is astonishing! She must be a Moriah!
by Martha's Mom December 19, 2016
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li mortacci tua

An italian way used to insult dead relatives. Mostly used in the centre of Italy (Rome).
Es. "Ao Robè ma li mejo mortacci tua!"
Hey Rob, li mortacci tua
by Nagasakia March 17, 2016
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St. Moritz Apartments

A classic hollywood apartment building which was build in the 1920's and is located on sunset blvd.

The building has a long history and has been accompanied by guest such as Judy Garland and Robert Downy Junior, who received his first drug bust there. Former heavyweight boxing contender Mike "the bounty hunter" Hunter was murdered by plain clothes detectives on the roof during a drug sting gone wrong in 2006.
I would love to live in the St. Moritz Apartments but I need to have a kitchen and I'm not too fond of being murdered....
by Luketrizzy October 3, 2013
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The Mortal Instruments

An absolutely awesome series written by Cassandra Clare. It has everything! (demon fighting, canon slash, technical incest, faeries, werewolves, geeky references, etc.) The Fandom is one of the most perverted ones. We have great fanart. And a duck!
Person A:Have you read City of Bones yet?
Person B: No, I've never heard of it!
Person A: It's the first book in the Mortal Instruments series. I think you would like it!
by thepacificislander June 15, 2012
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