Moped 

It literally means everything

Your hair looks like it's moped

Moped by 1cooldude1 August 18, 2025

Moped Porn 

generally refers to pictures of beautiful mopeds.

Guy 1: Bro! Let's take some pictures of our peds!
Guy 2: MOPED PORN!

Moped Porn by XxCHRISxX_94 May 27, 2015

moped women 

An unattractive woman that you have sex with.

Moped women and mopeds are fun to ride, but you wouldn't want your friends to see you ride one.

moped women by TIMJB1 September 21, 2006

moped chick

A girl who is a lot of fun, but you don't want your friends to see you with her.

Chris is a real moped chick. She is a lot of fun, but you don't want to be seen in public with her.

moped chick by TTwist February 4, 2008

Moped Dopehead 

A completely delusional),meth addict with a motorized bicycle who has no meaning to his life besides stalking his ex girlfriend and her new boyfriend and lying to everyone he knows.

There goes the Moped Dopehead circling McDonald's again cause he swears he saw them sitting on top of drive thru sign again......

Moped Dopehead by BoneyarD420 February 23, 2022

Moped from hell

Moped From Hell- noun: A vehicle summoned forth from the ethereal plain of existence known to many as hell that is ridden exclusively by DaLeGoPimP.

ex: The moped from hell just ran over that school bus full of infants,moments later, dragons flew out of the charred remains of the children.

Moped from hell by WOLF ASSASSIN92 + DaLeGoPimP October 20, 2008

Moped bird 

When a man is having relations with a woman and "doesn't mind riding it, but wouldn't want his mates seeing him on it"

"Bernie has got himself a moped bird - he must be sick of hand shandies"

Moped bird by Pablo February 29, 2004