Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"how do you know she is a witch"
"She looks like one"
"I'm not a witch! I'M not a witch! They dressed me up like this and this isn't my nose it's a false one."
"I see. Eh.. Did you dress her up like this?"
"Well, nose a bit. Yeah a bit."
"Tell me. What do you do with witches?"
"Burn them! Burn!"
"And then why do witches burn. Hmmm.."
"Because they're, made of wood?"
"So how do you tell if she is made of wood?"
"Eh.. Build a bridge out of 'er"
"But can not you also build bridges out of stone?"
"Oh yeah"
"Does wood sink in water?"
"No no it floats. Throw her into the pond!"
"Wait! What also floats in water?"
"Umm.. very small rocks. churches. lead!"
"A duck"
"presicly!"
"So logically.."
"If she weighs the same as a duck, then shes made outta wood."
"And therefore"
"She's a witch!"

somepeople call me.. Tim?

by Tom Bombadillo June 29, 2005

Geese Moot

A term used to desribe a female that is unattractive

Guy 1: Yo you should get with Veronica

Guy 2: Shes straight Geese Moot. Wouldn't even think about it

by CTwhoIbe October 8, 2011

Big moot

Word used to describe a particularly foul odor.

“It smells like big moot in here. Did someone take a shit?”

by Sugarman March 14, 2022

moot

twitter slang, short for mutuals. it’s when you follow someone and they follow you back

I’ve had one of my moots muted since we started following each other because they stress me out.

by Joon’s Peach March 27, 2019

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

The best movie. Ever.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail is awesome!!!

by JordaNinten December 28, 2005

Moot point

A subject matter open to debate or discussion with no possible conclusion and irrelevant by it's very nature.

The yanny vs laurel recording was tampered with purposefully by a sound technician, so what it actually says is a moot point.

by Alex mars June 9, 2018

monty panesar

"The turbanator, The Sikh of tweak, The beard to be Feared"

Monty Panesar.

England Cricket left arm leg spinner, characterised for his trademark patka (casual turban), beard, staring eyes, massive hands, hillarious fielding and celebrations as well as for being an amazing spin bowler.

Often dubbed as England's brightest spin bowling prospect.

Why the feck was Panesar dropped for the T20 world cup?

HA! Monty Panesar actually caught the ball...oh no wait...

Is that Panesar's 5th wicket?

Monty Panesar rocks my socks!

by Robbyd21 October 10, 2007