The Montrose, Akron, Ohio variation of what happens when a Taco Bell or similar low grade chain restaurant appears on empty farmland, immediately followed by dozens of additional chain restaurants and poorly planned strip malls. The result is a traffic clusterfuck on top of a social black hole, on top of an environmental disaster, known in any other place as suburban sprawl.
In every city I visit, there is at least one stretch of highway full of big box stores and crappy chain restaurants--a sure sign that the Montrose Effect has taken place.
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Montrocity is the name given to an individual who is extremely cocky and likes to believe they are God. They tend to think that they are better than everyone and that they are the coolest kid ever. In reality someone who could be considered Montrocity
is always a huge faggot with enormous amounts of greasy body hair, the structure of Jabba the Hutt, the IQ of a slug, and the looks of a dead whale. The Montrocity will usually end up becoming a child molester.
is always a huge faggot with enormous amounts of greasy body hair, the structure of Jabba the Hutt, the IQ of a slug, and the looks of a dead whale. The Montrocity will usually end up becoming a child molester.
Montrocity: "Hey, you guys have to do everything I say cuz I'm the coolest kid here so you better obey my commands."
Guy1: "I don't have to do shit you homo."
Montrocity: *cries* "Fine! I will just chill with my tool homies then!"
Guy2: "Yo, who was that douche?"
Guy1: "Oh he's Montrocity, what a little bitch right?"
Guy2: "Hell yeah dude that kid was a huge faggot."
Guy1: "I don't have to do shit you homo."
Montrocity: *cries* "Fine! I will just chill with my tool homies then!"
Guy2: "Yo, who was that douche?"
Guy1: "Oh he's Montrocity, what a little bitch right?"
Guy2: "Hell yeah dude that kid was a huge faggot."
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by UrBanDicTIonArY.... May 9, 2003
Get the Monterrey mug.montroes is a below living standards town in the yarra ranges of victoria. montroes is also known as "troes" is home of bogans and "the dog", the "h-bomb" spends alot of his time their. montroes has an extremely bad fish and chippery (do not go their)
example 1
person 1: oh it broke that sucks
person 2: oh really thats bad
person 1: yeh i know
person 2: made in montroes?
person 1: yeh for sure
example 2
person 1: oh my god look at that bogan
person 2:yeh jeese, down from the montores for a day trip
person1:yeh or needed a feed
person 1: oh it broke that sucks
person 2: oh really thats bad
person 1: yeh i know
person 2: made in montroes?
person 1: yeh for sure
example 2
person 1: oh my god look at that bogan
person 2:yeh jeese, down from the montores for a day trip
person1:yeh or needed a feed
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Did you hear about Juan Hollywood yesterday? He was arrested for seducing two female police officers out of a traffic violation in a Kwik-Trip parking lot! He fashioned a pair of Monterey-Jack handcuffs and sharp cheddar anal beads, and told the arresting officers it was just your typical "Monterey Jack Minaj." What a boss!
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When was the last time you had El Monterrey Slider?; well that's not long enough my friend
Man Homes I just had an El Monterrey Slider and Chit does her finger stink!
Man Homes I just had an El Monterrey Slider and Chit does her finger stink!
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