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soup strainer moustache

A moustache that entrely covers the mouth, giving the impression that it acts as a strainer when drinking or eating soup.
Anthony grew a soup strainer moustache, but shaved it when it started to get in the way of his food.
by gramaticon July 21, 2008
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MANstache

A man who has a full thick porno looking mustache. A mustache that only a true man can grow! Please Google Tom Selleck for more reference.
Sure that guy can grow a goatee with no problem, but he has nothing on my Manstache.
by JohnnyDangerously October 22, 2007
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molustache

when a person has a moustache and looks like a creeper or molester.
the old man in the ice cream truck pulled up, and i felt a little creeped out by his molustache...
by M.K.G. August 24, 2010
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barcode moustache

When a man attempts to grow a moustache but his facial hair is so thin and inconsistent, it looks like a barcode
Is that a crisp packet stuck to your lip or did you mean to grow a barcode moustache?
by DipDive July 15, 2016
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toothbrush moustache

The toothbrush moustache is a moustache in the shape of a small rectangle under the nose. It likely got it's name from the bristles of a toothbrush due to their similar looks.
The toothbrush moustache was popular in Germany. The moustache is also popular with comedians because it looks funny.

It is sometimes known as the Charlie Chaplin.

The toothbrush moustache is notably worn by two famous comedians such as Charlie Chaplin, Richard Herring, and Meas Samon.
The toothbrush moustache is often worn by comedians because it looks funny.
by PentaSquares December 7, 2020
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Grandma's moustache

The act of pulling down your pants and underwear to expose roughly the top inch of your pubic hair.
Pull your pants up, dude! I can see your grandma's moustache!
by monkeybrainss December 16, 2009
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Bullet-Proof Moustache

Bullet-Proof Moustache: (n.) Such a thick regular moustache that it becomes literally bulletproof. Perfect for deflecting headshots.
Chuck Norris is one of the few in the world who could grow a bullet-proof moustache. Too bad no one dares to shoot at him.
by Beilor4893 March 23, 2010
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