monopoly

a game that teaches that monopolies are good
communism is a total monopoly by the government
parker brothers also makes ouija boards (witch boards)
connect the dots

monopoly , an illuminati game

by what the fucking fuck? September 12, 2006

monopoly

When you hook up with 2 or more people who are related to each other in a short period of time.

Mate: Aye, Bloke, which one would you rather tap? Mary Kate or Ashley Olsen?

Bloke: What do you mean which one, I'd try for the monopoly, Mate!

by the wutt February 26, 2008

Monopoly

A viscous family game where the board is usually picked up by someone and used to whack someone's head.

Cop1: What's the problem?
Cop2: It appears this family played monopoly.
Cop1: How many died?
Cop2: 3 children and 1 adult.

by ChildHandler October 9, 2016

Monopoly

Ruining friendships since the 1960's.

Friend: Hey you landed on Mayfair with a hotel on you owe me $800
Me: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
*throws Monopoly board on the floor*

by umadbronie October 26, 2012

Monopoly

A small, mythical being, resembling a leprechaun, that engages in inappropriate activities.

That Monopoly is wearing those prostitute pants again.

by A person in the middle of nowhere February 20, 2008

Monopoly

See Bill Gates, Microsoft.

Hey, I just bought every stripper in the world. Woo hoo!

by Teh Bucky September 15, 2004

Monopoly

A small, mythical being, resembling a leprechaun, that engages in inappropriate activities.

That Monopoly is wearing those prostitute pants again.

by A person in the middle of nowhere December 9, 2008