monopoly

a game that teaches that monopolies are good
communism is a total monopoly by the government
parker brothers also makes ouija boards (witch boards)
connect the dots
monopoly , an illuminati game
by what the fucking fuck? September 12, 2006
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monopoly

When you hook up with 2 or more people who are related to each other in a short period of time.
Mate: Aye, Bloke, which one would you rather tap? Mary Kate or Ashley Olsen?

Bloke: What do you mean which one, I'd try for the monopoly, Mate!
by the wutt February 27, 2008
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Monopoly

A viscous family game where the board is usually picked up by someone and used to whack someone's head.
Cop1: What's the problem?
Cop2: It appears this family played monopoly.
Cop1: How many died?
Cop2: 3 children and 1 adult.
by ChildHandler October 09, 2016
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Monopoly

Ruining friendships since the 1960's.
Friend: Hey you landed on Mayfair with a hotel on you owe me $800
Me: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
*throws Monopoly board on the floor*
by umadbronie October 26, 2012
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Monopoly

A small, mythical being, resembling a leprechaun, that engages in inappropriate activities.
That Monopoly is wearing those prostitute pants again.
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Monopoly

Hey, I just bought every stripper in the world. Woo hoo!
by Teh Bucky September 16, 2004
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Monopoly

A small, mythical being, resembling a leprechaun, that engages in inappropriate activities.
That Monopoly is wearing those prostitute pants again.
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