Monkeyitis

Noun - Pathology.

A reoccurring ailment characterized by the attraction to members of the opposite sex who are not available for a relationship.

Also noted for its incredible difficulty to be cured.

Origin - 2000s; English: Monkey + itis.

"What happened to that girl you liked?"

"Yeah, well, it was going well until 'Monkeyitis' struck again"

"Ah shit man, that's tough".

by Monkey1991 December 27, 2009

Monkeyism

A religion where the devout believers of this religion are monkey men and believe that God is a monkey

monkey the believer

Monke the God

monkey temple/jungle a church for Monkeyism

Monke man Pope or Cardinal

I am a devout Monkeyism believer

by Everybody is a monkey May 1, 2022

Monkeyfishy

An amazing, down syndrome fish that was magically turned into a monkey when it saw a banana on the ground and started sucking it. The species is now very much extinct and only 2 remain in the world. Both are located in South Florida. Go to Miami Lakes Educational Center. This species in females are very beautiful, exotic, complex, wonderful, trustworthy, and just the best person you'll ever find in the world. While the males are everything the opposite of the female. Go figure.

I love my monkeyfishy Isis!

by Monkeyfishy1 November 23, 2009

Monkeytistic monkeycow

when you're playing Minecraft and you see a mooshroom, and then your friend starts being annoying, he's a monkeytistic monkeycow

you monkeytistic monkeycow james! why don't you go become a mooshroom yourself

by sykhor May 10, 2024

monkeyhats

Slang name for condoms.

I going to buy some monkeyhats so I can where my ladys ass out.

by Big Ron J January 19, 2009

Monkeyism

The practice of tomfoolery. and outright fandanglemants and trickeries

Lielle Botbol always doing that monkeyism

by Luke Wunder March 29, 2022

monkeyist

discrimination towards monkeys for being monkeys

person 1: monkeys are ugly
person 2: stop being a monkeyist

by monkeys r chad May 21, 2022