Dude, I thought I was humping the fuck out of a purple flying monkey last night.
Purple Flying Monkey Humper
Purple Flying Monkey Humper
by jacksalot July 12, 2009
Machiavelli people who copy Trump's DUMP, to bully innocent unknown people because of their bad faith.
Because they think, that if they spread misery, more people will vote for a cruel bully.
Because they think, that if they spread misery, more people will vote for a cruel bully.
Trump antagonized and he said he doesn't care. Then the Trumps flying monkey mach, did the same thing and said the same thing, to an innocent person.
by Communi February 18, 2021
Named after the minions of the Wicked Witch of the West, in the Wizard of OZ. These are people who have no minds of their own and will do the bidding of a witch (with a B) that controls them. They will fly out of nowhere and attack you, because they unquestioningly believe what she/he told them.
Are you innocent? Doesn’t matter.
::witch cackling:: “Fly, my pretties! Fly!”
Are you innocent? Doesn’t matter.
::witch cackling:: “Fly, my pretties! Fly!”
“Great, :: name:: is jealous of me. Now she’s sent her flying monkeys to spread gossip and get me fired”!
by Lord Tracey April 06, 2023
Flying monkey was coined by the movie Wizard of Oz where Wicked Witch dispatches flying monkeys to retrieve Dorothy and her dog. Flying monkeys are the narcissist followers that smear campaign, gaslight, harass, attack, and destroy you. With the targeted individual program, the CIA runs electronic harassment and the FBI runs gangstalking and Fusion Centers sychronize everything and they use all of their partnerships as partners in crime and dispatch flying monkeys to smear campaign, gaslight, harass, attack, and their only protocol is to kill the targeted individual with plausible deniability.
by TI Satan June 27, 2023
by Punts March 29, 2022