monkeyrooster

someone who is fool hardy and acts without thinking

I'm not marrying her, I've only known her two weeks and I aint no monkeyrooster

by J2R April 20, 2004

monkeyrooster

an impulsive creature with many same sex admirers.
Mating ritual of the admirer is to imitate the monkeyrooster, until the mammal is weak and easily intruded.

<monkeyr00ster> i hate you
<monkeyrooster> *rolls over and presents*

by Chillinmink April 20, 2004

monkeyrooster

a negligent mother hatching her only little brood of insolent social maniacs.

we arched our necks around the metal wreckage of twenty or more salvage cars in the drive way, observing three of the dirty little spawn playing with broken glass and falling out of trees.

by mercedes April 23, 2004

monkeydoodle

people who look like monkeys with poodle with hair.

Last year in english class, amy would annoy the crap out of everyone in our english class and me and brittany gave her the name monkeydoodle.

by john jacob heimer shmidt November 29, 2009

Monkeybooty

A monkeybooty is a man-child, in the age range of 25-35, that lives in his mother's house, eating her food, all the while maintaining the idea that it's preposterous to get a job. This man will fill you with so much false crap, so BEWARE!! He'll use his intellect and adorable charm to convince you that he is always right and no one else can be trusted. A monkeybooty will suck out your soul if you let him. IT IS ADVISABLE TO STAY AT LEAST 100 FEET AWAY FROM THE MONKEYBOOTY!!!!!

me: "Why don't you get a job and help me out?"

my EX boyfriend: "Because I don't NEED a job. I have you. I'm the great Monkeybooty."

me: "I wanna break up now."

by Melbel801 November 22, 2011

monkeybot

a guy friends with the ruffio, like a henchman or a guy who does the dirty work, like smashing cars and stuff

Ruffio: Sup monkeybot.
Monkeybot: Sup, break out my cash dude.
Ruffio: Naw, you still got some work to do.
Monkeybot: Like what?
Ruffio: I got some spike strips i want spread on the freeway.
Monkeybot: Ok damn it!!

by The Ruffio February 16, 2007

monkeypoo

"Monkeypoo" is a synonym for "apeshit". It appears in certain books by Terry Pratchet.

It is NOT used in the presence of a wizard who was turned into an orang-utang in a magical accident because said orang-utang hates to hear the word "monkey" and WILL go apeshit.

"Whatever you do, don't call him a monkey, or he'll go monkeypoo on you."
(Before entering the presence of said ape.)

by Jim Wade July 28, 2011