Monkeyfisting

Waving one's clenched fists around in the air (usually done while pissed off) while screaming and yelling at someone or something, thus appearing to be an angry monkey.

I cut some guy off in traffic today and he got out of his car and started monkeyfisting.

by Jen Brauer May 6, 2010

monkeycycle

a chopper with handlebars so high up, the rider has to almost fully extend his/her arms to reach them, making him/her look like a monkey hanging from a branch.

Damn, did you see that monkeycycle? That dude looked like he could barely steer.

by jenou November 2, 2007

MonkeyFuck

Using someones lit cigarette to light yours. Cigarette must be in person's mouth while lighting.

I can't find my lighter, Can I monkeyfuck you?

by KnapiLife December 17, 2011

monkeyslut

an endearing term used by a man for a girlfriend suspected of being a lesbian.

dude, she is such a monkeyslut. i think she's moved out west to commune with some carpet munchers.

by dilmonkey January 19, 2004

monkeyfunker

A replacement word for motherfucker to be used when in polite company.

when you have the vicar round for tea and as you are bringing the tray in you stub your toe. now you cry "monkeyfunker" thus sparing an embarrasing moment.

by JayKayJake July 15, 2008

Monkeyfunk

Basically just a slightly more polite word for 'fuck'

What the monkeyfunk happened last night?

by Matt Squires April 16, 2008

MonkeySlap

This monkey slaps everything including his keyboard at a top speed of 130wpm. Most monkeys are primitive normies, but this Abnormal is godly at comedy, guessing countries, selecting leaders and owning dead servers.

MonkeySlap is so good at Countries Hangman!

by nlnjawacky November 8, 2020