monkeyspanker

loofey

you monkeyspanner loofey

by andy thomas August 19, 2003

monkeycunt

Subterranean music agent / serial killer look-a-like

No, you make the tea you silly fack'in monkeycunt nonce case

by Jon Rowe November 20, 2003

MonkeyPants

The super cool future ruler of the world who is usually obsessed with Alexander the Great and reading books about domination, innovation and how to rule a nation.

You're such a MonkeyPants!

Who do you think you are - MonkeyPants???

by Your new boss July 22, 2004

monkeyman

hairy male that has long arms and it good at climbing.

hey monkeyman, get your hairy ass out of that tree.

by monkeyface July 20, 2003

MonkeyCone

Head of a baboon and a body of a cone. See Gorman

Mike Gorman is such a monkeycone

by Joe November 11, 2004

monkeyllama

A word commonly used to describe the offspring of a monkey and a llama. They swing from trees, spit, have a long neck and a tail, bad teeth, and most monkeyllamas are greyish-brown.

That monkeyllama just spit on me.
Stupid monkeyllama.
Ooooohhhh shitttt, this monkeyllama is my bestfriend, yo!

by Tu Madre (: December 3, 2007

monkeyman

A monkeyman is a sweet adoable boyfriend with sexy tufts of chest hair, and who admits to being a monkeyman just to be cute for his girlfriend. A monkeyman also likes to cuddle and wrap himself againt his girlfirend to keep her warm with his monkeyness. A monkeyman is the best lover in the universe and will tell you to shut up and get on his horse whenever he feels like monkeying around.

I just love your monkeyness!" "You're such a monkeyman!

by Label'sGirl September 23, 2010