Get your money up not your funny up

A phrase commonly said by people (mostly Tobis) who don’t get pussy and feel like getting more money will bring them more girls

Don’t stress about getting pussy man, get your money up not your funny up.

by Wordhunter November 14, 2020

Make-up money

When the subject of the conversation is not the primary bread winner in a relationship. Usually a girl who underachieves at work because her partner is the primary wage earner and the extra income/stress isn't necessary.

Jean isn't that bothered, she's just after make-up money.

by grimboj June 6, 2011

Big money wake up

The morning that you get both a paycheck and stimulus check/tax refund deposited into your account.

Jim: You ready for that big money wake up tomorrow?!
Joe: Aw man! I don’t get paid til next Friday.

Jim: Sucks to suck, missing out on that big money wake up.

by Killerpook March 15, 2021

money'ed up

When someone wants to collect money from you and you don't have it so they take it out of your face.

I got money'ed up by Jimbo for the 350 I owe him.

by clarkwgriswold July 20, 2010

Money is up but the syndrome is down

When your wealth becomes so massive, that it affects your decisions.

John: Bro.. you have so much money fr.
Samuel: Yea bro. Money is up but the syndrome is down

by mynodisused August 13, 2022

Money Pull Up

“Money pull up” is a practice started in Jamaica which involves the shelling out of money to a dj by party goers for him to replay a particular dancehall or reggae song.

“ Only in Jamaica do you see a money pull up at karaoke”

by Speedawf June 12, 2023

shut up money

Money given, or taken, from any organization that wants to pretend they care. Instead, they just give you some money, then they never want to hear from you ever again.
This played out in the movie Shawshank Redemption, for library funds.

I told the Employment Officer that I received my yearly dividend cheque, but I called it “shut up money”. The officer did not even question me about where it came from, or what it was about.

by Li’l Wanderin’ Elf February 23, 2023