megalongschlong

megalongschlong is the best mf mutual and tiktoker 😫😫😫 loves Ed Sheeran 😏 their goal in life is to make everyone bald 🥺🥺🥺🤞🤞👹 spares nobody.. has a thing for barney ☝🏼☝🏼😔 definitely has a piss kink.. and is secretly working with mr clean, they're the real #alpha 😱😏👹👩 🦲🥺🥰😍😈😈👹😍👹😍👹😍👩 🦲🥰👹🥰👩 🦲😈🥺😍🥺🤞👩 🦲🤞👩 🦲😍👹😍👩 🦲🤞👩 🦲😍🥺

have you seen megalongschlong?
no why?
I think they want my hair..😦

by mwiop June 24, 2021

Megalongschlong

Known on tik tok for balding anime characters and recognized by their tendou pfp

Fun fact: they have the biggest schlong on tik tok😎

Megalongschlong is a great content creator

by thelegendarybeccc June 24, 2021

mongaloid

Derived from the term 'mongol', to describe someone who has downs syndrome (retard).

You utter mongaloid

by donn January 19, 2003

gongalong

A word that Jacob uses.

" You're such a gongalong. "

by Pickleeees February 13, 2014

Cock Mongoling Queef Burger

Noun; An insult. Usually just a random insult, unless they do infact destroy penis and queef very often. Usually used towards females, but can be used towards a male if chosen to.

Person 1: "Aww man that girl's a wicked bitch!"

Person 2: "She's a cock mongoling queef burger!"

by TheSavageSquid June 1, 2010

Zongalongas

Another word for tits. If a girl has big boobs, she has big zongalongas.

1st person: Hey kid, did you see that chick earlier? 2nd Person: Hell yea, ol' girl had some zongalongas.

by goonieabanks March 25, 2013

montelongo

A long, artistic mountain range; a pile/stack/heap (of artwork); an art exhibition arranged salon-style so it covers a span of gallery walls from far below eye-level to high above eye-level

I visited a museum in Italy, to see the montelongo exhibition of oil paintings. The museum had a montelongo in their back room.

by Heart East A. March 31, 2021