Mongatard

A shitty name I came up with a few years ago for xbox live, and that I use as a nickname for a bunch of junk. A mongatard is most definitely a mongaloid and a retard mashed up together. Who the hell put this in urban dictionary, it's my word damn it!

What the hell is a mongatard!?

by Justin1891 January 5, 2007

Monkeytar

Donates water to the African children while riding a big water bottle. He defends the water hole. He is the Santa claus of water.

Oh look Monkeytar is flying in on the water mobile he is here to give off his water.

by T_y_l_e_r February 5, 2019

Armenian Moneytrain

A gang-bang which takes place on a stack of money, preferably large bills.

"How about we all empty out our bank accounts and run an Armenian moneytrain on Jody?"

by TCK82 February 15, 2008

monotard

Derogatory term for an individual of such uni-dimensional nature that they are unable to express anything other than a vague sense of satisfaction at all times. May claim to be 'happy', but will actually be unaware of what this emotion constitutes. Liable to be immensely repressed, and may well become alcoholic and/or psychotic in time.

Common examples include: Jack Johnson; presenters of morning television shows; Brick Tamlin; that person in your office who's permanently happy.

Them: "Jack Johnson's music is awesome, its so chillaxed."
You : "Jesus... whats wrong with you?"
Them: "Nothing, his music makes me happy."
You : "No, you're confusing 'happiness' with 'numbness'. Happiness is a state which can only exist in relation to sadness. You're such a fucking monotard."
Them: "I love lamp".

by Murray G April 14, 2008

monkeyterd

Jackass, idiot, n00b. A complete idiot.

by BlackCobra September 13, 2003

Molestarded

When someone, usually a woman, decides to make stupid decisions that lead to the unfortunate rape of that individual. Usually involves alcohol and is something that your parents have told you several times.

Joe: Did you hear? Melissa was raped last night.

Steve: Well I'm not surprised, she left the bar completely hammered and took the walk home through a dark alley...

Joe: Man, she is so molestarded

by arose22 November 6, 2011

Mongotard

A person with superhuman retard strength.

Holy crap that mongotard kid almost ripped my freeking arm off when he shook my hand.

by NachoDude316 March 5, 2011