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Mollesting

Derived from the words "Moll", and "Molest" - Being molested is doing something that you don't want to, but must do because of social/commitment reasons. You are doing it against your will to be a good person.

Mollesting is knowingly doing the above to someone.
I was drunk and said i would go out to dinner with sharon, i want to cancel now... but people will call me a dick, i guess i'm being mollested

Simon said that he would go to dinner with me when he was pissed the other night, cant wait to be mollesting
by bigwillyp April 11, 2013
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Mullettized

When something is fucked-up beyond repair. Named after the bottom feeding fish
Chris said that this inspection form has been completely mullettized
by Bootstrap & Hawxey Inc. July 14, 2009
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Mollester

Adjective. Something white trash, low class and totally pathetic people accuse others of being out of malice when they are too uneducated to know how to spell it and too ignorant and/or lazy to look it up.
They were falsely accused of being child mollesters by the sick fucks whose minds work like that and who should be locked up for thinking things like that in the first place.
by Considerthesources January 12, 2005
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mullettron

The biggest, champion of all mullets your eyes have ever seen!
I have seen the mullettron, halleluiah!
by Beth Robertson November 7, 2003
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MULLETTASTIC

Of or referring to a mega-mullet. One who sports extra business up front and a bigger party in the back.
Your mom looks especially mullettastic, today.
Your hair is certainly mullettastic, Bubba.
His hair is the most mullettastic in the whole trailer park.
by dielovefly April 22, 2008
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Motlette

Originating in Motueka in the North of New Zealand’s South Island, a Motlette is an aberration of the culinary world, generally created with eggs and the cheapest brand of two minute noodles. The name originates from an illiterate Motueka local who dropped his omelette recipe in his noodles. Motueka locals sometimes have a “Motlette sans eggs”, most people would just call this noodles. The Motlette is the inferior cousin of the Kaiklette.
Dan: I might have a Motlette for dinner. Would you like one?
Clint: Fuck off, I’m no peasant.
by dangermax July 18, 2019
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Crotch Mullett

to shave your balls but leave hair on the topside.
why would you only shave your balls and not everything? dont you realize it looks like a crotch mullett.
by Scum i am September 25, 2008
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