Ghetto Molasses 

An Alcoholic beverage consisted of:

1/2: Sprite or other lemon lime soda

1/2: Whiskey.

"Yo dude, I don't remember anything that happened last night"

"Yea, must have been all of that Ghetto Molasses you drank"

Ghetto Molasses by nottz1223 October 23, 2011

Sweet Sticky Molasses 

A way to say, “Oh my! Or “My goodness!”

Carol: “Guess what! I can now go to London to perform in the ballet!”
Nikki: “Sweet sticky molasses! That’s amazing!!”

Sweet Sticky Molasses by -Sunshine May 19, 2018

Arabian Molasses Trapeze 

The dirtiest sexual act known to man

An Arabian molasses trapeze is so dirty it can only be performed by blind people

Arabian Molasses Trapeze by Dbag126 August 6, 2009

As molasses 

A less offensive way of saying as fuck - used for emphasis.

This hotel WiFi is slow as molasses.

As molasses by AnEnigma August 13, 2015

potatoes and molasses 

They're warm and soft like puppies in socks filled with cream and candy rocks

Oh potatoes and molasses. If you want some oh just ask us

potatoes and molasses by Cartoonporn June 20, 2017

sweet sassy molassey 

An exclamation indicating an impressive action.

Sweet sassy molassey, Obama just clinched the nomination!

sweet sassy molassey by Andrew Butterworth June 22, 2008

Molasseswar 

Gruesomely harming yourself with an impressive weapon shortly after publicizing your purchase of the impressive weapon.

"Stabbed myself in the leg with a knife after telling everyone I bought it. Pulled a Molasseswar."

Molasseswar by Molasseswar May 22, 2009