by Befferson 2 March 10, 2014
Get the Mozart Fart mug.Rich boy who cannot do a push-up but is otherwise the most ripped person you will ever meet. He always buys the latest iPhones because dad is a doctor. Looks like a snack. Knows everything about the most useless shit but knows nothing about the simplest things. Always writes in font size 40. Is the kind of guy to get a 0 on a literacy test because no one can read his handwriting. Was born in North America and lived most of his life there but still can not speak English for shit. Can not take two steps without falling on his own weight. WILL NEVER GO PAST THE AGE OF 30. Takes pride in telling everyone how big of a fatass he is. Spends over 3 months on the same project and still gets 60%. Has no table manners what so ever. Single-handedly holds down the percentage of healthy people in this world.
Yo, do not disrespect him, he is MOAZAN...
by MoazanBuster November 2, 2018
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Get the mizal mug.Mozaz: "I'm not sure if I should go and do some Urbexing or go to the protest today"
Monkey: "Let's do both!"
Monkey: "Let's do both!"
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Get the Moazan waqar mug.by P_PRINCE5 March 5, 2007
Get the moza mug.Mozambique - verb, noun. Term refers to a method of semi-ritual murder with origins in the namesake, by three gunshots at very close range. A victim is first shot twice in the chest, then once in the forehead in rapid succession.
Noun- The gangster was executed in a classic Mozambique.
Verb- The Mafia assassin was ordered to Mozambique the gangster before he could testify.
Verb- The Mafia assassin was ordered to Mozambique the gangster before he could testify.
by David Sohagi July 3, 2005
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