Mezer

This is a mix between a MILF (Mom I'd Like to Fuck) and a skezzer (slut, whore, dirty bitch, ect.)

Kyle's mom is hot, but the bitch is a mezer on the real!!

by Shay Muny April 11, 2008

Riordan's moeder

Riordan is a small place in The Netherlands, from 1870 it wasn't even recorded in the foundation registry until 2009. Now it's a acknowledged place with a population of 1800 people and they are called: "Riordanees". Riordans Moeder is the name for the only motel located there. On the day of its grand opening every Riordanees was invited to spend the night there free of charge.

Dude, i totally spend the night in Riordan's Moeder last night.

by SSnoicebox April 23, 2009

mozzerella

The best kind of cheese out there.

Mozzerella owns american, swiss, munster, bleu, cheddar, gueda, fumunda, and of course cottage.

by Raphael Ruppunzel May 3, 2005

Monzerrat

Your true love and best friend all in one but has trauma and doesn’t smile for feel emotions with a blink of an eye emotion is void.

Monzerrat can’t smile

by Mønżë March 21, 2023

monzer

sexy, big dick everything about him is amazing and he is big in all the right ways

im a Monzer

by uhununu May 13, 2018

mozzerella stick with sauce

banging a whore on the beach while ragging, before you finish you stick you penis in the sand then put it back in to completion...

I was banging Ms. Florida on miami beach and right before i came i stuck my cock in the sand and gave her the mozzerella stick with sauce.

by Woppy July 24, 2008

Thaaqib Mowzer

Finding a Thaaqib Mowzer is very rare and when you do find one you're really lucky cause he can be your best friend , his really sweet and helpful and will do anything to cheer you up when you're sad. He loves cows and his favourite word is moooo. His smart and sporty and dreams about cows everyday , never let go him

Thaaqib Mowzer is a cow lover

Me : Thaaqib what was you're dream about ?
Thaaqib : I dreamt about another cow

by anonymous November 7, 2021