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The cutest dude that walks this earth, Mark Anastasio
He’s caring, funny, cute, athletic, and goofy as hell. That's Mark Anastasio.
by bbymqrk on instagram <33 November 3, 2019
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Three Mile Mark

Three Mile Mark is a being of unparalleled strength and stamina. He possesses the ability to bike three miles in 9:14. Achieving this feat allows Three Mile Mark to harness enough energy to smash through drywall with the power of a thousand Kyles.

Three Mile Mark's origins are heavily disputed, however given his immense power, it is highly likely he is distantly related to other cryptids such as the Gongoozler, Melon Man, and HeeHoo. Three Mile Mark can be tracked via the leftover Pre-Workout Supplements found on kitchen carpets. There has been only one recorded sighting of Three Mile Mark, uploaded to the YouTube channel Unus Annus in early 2020, although the channel no longer exists. The only way to stop Three Mile Mark is to scream "OASIS!" while hitting the ground. Whether this will calm him or just enrage him further is currently unknown.
EEF: "THREE MILE MARK! THREE MILE MARK!"
by (Not) EEF "Melon Man" Nestor November 16, 2020
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mark knopfler

The main man behind the greatest band ever 'Dire Straits'. Arguably one the greatest guitarists ever.
That Mark Knopfler is a fuckin God.
by mairs June 1, 2006
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Mark Calaway

WWE Wrestler known as the Undertaker, most known for his undefeated streak at Wrestlemania. Also known as the half brother of WWE wrestler Kane (Glen Jacobs)
Undertaker's (Mark Calaway's) streak at wrestlemania continues, the deadman is now 19-0!
by Ftblla420 September 5, 2011
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Mark Edward Fischbach

Mark Edward Fischbach (born June 28, 1989), better known by his online pseudonym Markiplier, is an American YouTube personality. Originally from Honolulu, Hawaii, he began his career in Cincinnati, Ohio, and is currently based in Los Angeles, California.
I saw Mark Edward Fischbach at pax prime
by krosnest January 30, 2017
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Maya markdown

An attempt to get into a girls pants by discounting their car insurance.
Maya: "You did me a solid with that , uh, Maya markdown on my insurance."
Jake: "No. Really. There are no markdowns, just great rates"
Maya: "Pull around back in twenty minutes. I'll hook you up with the good parts."
Jake: "When you want the real deal....."
by feed the dogs January 4, 2021
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marky mark

To place ones finger up ones own arse for pleasureable reasons!
"Hey guys i just couldn't get off properly today so i did a Marky Mark...sorted me right out!"
by Eddyg November 8, 2007
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