Penalty Merchant

A pen merchant is an individual who’s only form of scoring is from penalties. One notorious pen merchant is Chelsea player “Porginho” who somehow placed 3rd in the 2021 ballon d’or awards after scoring 11 goals that happened to be 11 penalties. He ghosted for Euro 2020 and UCL 20/21

Friend 1: hey did Chelsea win last night?
Friend 2: yes thanks to Porginho! He’s a world class penalty merchant

by Libelllula December 31, 2021

chiky merchant

When someone doesn't pass on NBA

Person 1: why is he not passing?

Person 2: he's a Chiky Merchant

by Durant is a Cupcake February 17, 2017

Feather Merchant

In popular jargon of the US Marine Corps:

a. a person who rarely exhibits effort and/or responsibility and lets others do all the work; a loafer, slacker, dope-off, weasel; shirker, screw off, malingerer.

b. a person assigned to a comfortable job relative to others in his unit;

c. a short person or a person of slight stature or build;

d. a term sometime used to refer to civilian employees of the Department of Defense or a government contractor.

Private Smith: Have you seen Private Jones lately?
Corporal Hardass: Nope, he's disappeared from work detail again today but when I catch up with our resident feather merchant, I'm gonna knock him on his ass.

by JoeDonethat November 16, 2010

Mercatores

To merk somebody to an extent that merk isnt suitable enough to describe the event.

Vlad is running in the streets and Doug trips him over....
Doug: Mercatores.

by DDEC November 30, 2010

Mercedes Money

Expensive like a Mercedes Benz car.

Going there cost Mercedes Money!

by I, Wreckerrr May 1, 2021

Mercedes

A unique name for a girl who is very loyal, pretty, emotional, and maybe a little shy at times but don't be fooled she has one of the best relashions with everyone

Wow Mercedes is an amazing girl
(Friend) I know don't tell her I have a crush on her
(Me) me to

by FireGold6026789 March 1, 2018

UD merch!

You really got so bored you searched it up.

Sigh… I’m so bored and this stupid AD is here all the time I’ll just search up “UD merch!”

by Emi1iooo October 26, 2022