Werewolf Bar Mitzvah

1. (n) A shot containing 1 part goldschlager, 1 part crown royal, and 1 part pineapple juice.

2. (n) A coming of age traditional ceremony for a 13-year-old Jewish boy/wolf.

1. John order me so many werewolf bar mitzvah’s last night that I didn’t even realize she was fat.

2. Ryan’s Werewolf Bar Mitzvah was inspiring.

3. “Werewolf Bar mitzvah spooky scary, boys becoming men, men becoming wolves.”

by Harris Longshadow March 22, 2009

Fortnite Bar Mitzvah

Heyyyyy everyone who reads this, you are all invited to my Fortnite Bar Mitzvah. No Skull Troopers cuz that's my costume!!! Bring your credit card information AND your social security number. No Defaults allowed (JK). Be there or be Dusty Depot. It will happen on Thursday, all are welcome. Only people with over 20 wins can come.

"Y'all are invited to my Fortnite Bar MItzvah"

by bigboipatek October 17, 2018

metziah

An extraordinarily great deal that's worth putting in effort to get.

Pronounced metz-see-yah, it's used to emphasize a bargain so good you almost feel bad for the vendor.

I got such a great metziah there, it was worth the shlep.

Black Friday is the day to find great metziahs.

by serb78 April 25, 2010

Mitzvah

Another word for the female genitalia.

Tiffany: I thought Bar Mitzvah means I have to get up on the bar and show everyone my mitzvah.

by thoughts_and_prayers June 5, 2019

Bong Mitzvah

On the first Saturday (Shabbat) following 13 days after purchasing a new bong, the bong will go through it's Bong Mitzvah. The celebration is meant to welcome the new bong into the family. Traditionally at least 10 people (a minyon) wearing yarmulkes and talit should be present to take part in the festivities.

Hey man, your bong is 13 days old? What time is the Bong Mitzvah on Saturday?

by Bobby Gizzle November 7, 2010

mitzya

Damn A mitzya is the best thing that could happen to you . She's always saying dumb shit to make you laugh and always makes you smile . "He's just another nigga that's gonna get dropped'

Mitzya is a comadre

by mitzya November 2, 2017

Bro Mitzfah

An African American male's coming of age ceremony. Celebrated at the thirteenth birthday. The young man will memorize negro hymns, celebrate the history of fellow African American males that have impacted history, learn and memorize a hymn, poem or speech of a famous African American male in history. The young man will now be responsible for his actions and will pledge to follow the ten commandments.

We had a great time at Giovanni's bro mitzfah, I loved the way he sang the negro national anthem.

by Tee Adams June 11, 2017