Whilst about to undergo sexual relations, the tickler is said to "pussy out" of "pelvic foreplay" and instead of "stroking"the lower region, they instead tickle the belly button. This causes great awkwardness within the couple and usually leads to the end of the relationship.
"it was terrible last night, i got the Mitton Tickle becoz he was too scared". "But he told something different to his friends".
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by daniel benyamini February 24, 2008
Get the mitosis mug.I just watched the boss leave the bathroom without washing his hands. Do not lend him your pen - he has shit mitts!
by The Psychologist February 17, 2007
Get the Shit Mitts mug.Glove like hand and arm coverings (With or without fingers) that cover the Emo wearers self mutilation acts, such as cutting and scars from said acts.
Kid 1: "Hey, Jane is wearing her emo mitts today. She must have done some serious damage to her arms last night."
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Doctor: "Ok Jane, take off those emo mitts and lets see the extent of your cutting."
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Doctor: "Ok Jane, take off those emo mitts and lets see the extent of your cutting."
by Alleymac February 12, 2009
Get the Emo Mitts mug.A common thing that men experience in the mornings or after post-ejaculation; the pee splits into two even streams, causing the witness of this event to miss the toilet bowl completely, which results in two identical puddles on either side of said toilet.
Not to be confused with meiospiss
Not to be confused with meiospiss
Jimmy was so angry with himself yesterday morning. He had a bad case of mitospiss and missed the toilet completely
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It is also a defect of the brain. Symptoms may include : dangerously gayness, clumsiness, single digit iq levels, ugliness ( seriously unattractive) etc
It is also a defect of the brain. Symptoms may include : dangerously gayness, clumsiness, single digit iq levels, ugliness ( seriously unattractive) etc
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Stuart always kept a box of wad mitts next to his bed since he jerked off every night before he fell asleep.
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